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Grand-Ranger · 11-16-2001, 04:41 PM

I have a cure!!!!

After much resaerch, devlopment, and testing, I have founda cure!

Its quite simple really, its called 'Finding a Hobbie'

This is how it works:

You find somthing you might be intrested in (besdie the internet) and start partipaiting in instead of getting on the compurter!

Side Effects:

If the Hobbie isnt prescipted right, you may suffer from Bordem, and be forced to get back on the Compurter and stir up your Internettis again.

Also it may take a while to kick in, but given time it should over come Internetis.

For more information call 1-555-Hobbie.

Staralfur · 11-16-2001, 05:01 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Grand-Ranger:
I have a cure!!!!

After much resaerch, devlopment, and testing, I have founda cure!

Its quite simple really, its called 'Finding a Hobbie'

This is how it works:

You find somthing you might be intrested in (besdie the internet) and start partipaiting in instead of getting on the compurter!

Side Effects:

If the Hobbie isnt prescipted right, you may suffer from Bordem, and be forced to get back on the Compurter and stir up your Internettis again.

Also it may take a while to kick in, but given time it should over come Internetis.

For more information call 1-555-Hobbie.

Good try, unfortunately I need to free up time to do my project (which I have stayed in on a Friday to work on). The adoption of this so called 'hobbie' could get in the way of that, or even add to the time I spend perusing the world wide woosh (as I now have come accustomed to calling it).

PS. Does surfing the internet count as a sport?

Moiraine · 11-16-2001, 05:04 PM

Staralfur, for a start, why not asking Ziroc to unregister you from IW ? [img]graemlins/3party.gif[/img]

(Moiraine runs away and hides ...)

Legolas · 11-16-2001, 06:52 PM

Okay, next attempt. Just follow these simple to use instructions:

1) Look around. You will notice a strange thing running from the box which may resemble spaghetti, if you still remember what that is. If you do, go to number three.

2) If you don't remember what spaghetti is, do a search on the internet

3) Once you have located the spaghetti, take it in your left hand and follow it to it's source. If the source is not a box of about 20x20x5cms, go to number five

4) If the source is a box of about 20x20x5cms, close your eyes, turn your left foot so that it faces the direction opposite your right foot, then turn your right foot so that it faces the same direction as your left. Then take the spaghetti in your right hand and followit until you reach it's source.

5) Once you have located the source, you may recognise it as a plug inserted in a socket. Pull the spaghetti. If you suddenly have one end of the spaghetti in your hand, move to number 7.

6) Try pulling the spaghetti in another direction, then go to number seven if you suddenly have one end of it in your hand. If you don't, go to number six instead.

7) Repeat this process for any and all spaghetties coming from the box. When there are no more spaghetties to pull, go to number eight.

8) Carefully lift the box and put it in a box. Throw in all spaghetties as well.

9) Seal the box and ask someone to hide it on the attic where you'll never go looking for it.

10) DON'T LOOK IN THE BASEMENT!

SSJ4Sephiroth · 11-16-2001, 07:22 PM

does anybody else see the irony of looking for a cure to this particular condition on the internet?

Legolas · 11-16-2001, 07:34 PM

Oh absolutely [img]smile.gif[/img]
And once Star figured out how to get un-addicted, we won't get any thanks either, I'm afraid...

Staralfur · 11-17-2001, 12:24 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Legolas:
Oh absolutely [img]smile.gif[/img]
And once Star figured out how to get un-addicted, we won't get any thanks either, I'm afraid...

I think it could be a very long road to recovery, so I may be around for sometime yet.

Tiamat · 11-17-2001, 12:30 PM

Simple: Get Xboxitis.

11-16-2001, 04:41 PM	#11
Grand-Ranger Galvatron Join Date: March 29, 2001 Location: Everywhere I wanna go its already where I am,cause I am already there Posts: 2,130	I have a cure!!!! After much resaerch, devlopment, and testing, I have founda cure! Its quite simple really, its called 'Finding a Hobbie' This is how it works: You find somthing you might be intrested in (besdie the internet) and start partipaiting in instead of getting on the compurter! Side Effects: If the Hobbie isnt prescipted right, you may suffer from Bordem, and be forced to get back on the Compurter and stir up your Internettis again. Also it may take a while to kick in, but given time it should over come Internetis. For more information call 1-555-Hobbie. __________________ <br /><br />So if in the shaddows look behind you, because thats where the ranger will be.

11-16-2001, 05:01 PM	#12
Staralfur Baaz Draconian Join Date: April 8, 2001 Location: Nottingham, UK Age: 44 Posts: 786	quote: Originally posted by Grand-Ranger: I have a cure!!!! After much resaerch, devlopment, and testing, I have founda cure! Its quite simple really, its called 'Finding a Hobbie' This is how it works: You find somthing you might be intrested in (besdie the internet) and start partipaiting in instead of getting on the compurter! Side Effects: If the Hobbie isnt prescipted right, you may suffer from Bordem, and be forced to get back on the Compurter and stir up your Internettis again. Also it may take a while to kick in, but given time it should over come Internetis. For more information call 1-555-Hobbie. Good try, unfortunately I need to free up time to do my project (which I have stayed in on a Friday to work on). The adoption of this so called 'hobbie' could get in the way of that, or even add to the time I spend perusing the world wide woosh (as I now have come accustomed to calling it). PS. Does surfing the internet count as a sport? __________________ We\'ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.\"<br />Robert Wilensky <br /><br />\"Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?\" <br />Screaming Lord Sutch<br /><br />If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

11-16-2001, 05:04 PM	#13
Moiraine Anubis Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Up in the Freedomland Alps Age: 59 Posts: 2,474	Staralfur, for a start, why not asking Ziroc to unregister you from IW ? [img]graemlins/3party.gif[/img] (Moiraine runs away and hides ...) __________________ [img]\"http://grumble.free.fr/img/romuald.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br /><br />The missing link between ape and man is us.

11-17-2001, 12:24 PM	#17
Staralfur Baaz Draconian Join Date: April 8, 2001 Location: Nottingham, UK Age: 44 Posts: 786	quote: Originally posted by Legolas: Oh absolutely [img]smile.gif[/img] And once Star figured out how to get un-addicted, we won't get any thanks either, I'm afraid... I think it could be a very long road to recovery, so I may be around for sometime yet. __________________ We\'ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.\"<br />Robert Wilensky <br /><br />\"Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?\" <br />Screaming Lord Sutch<br /><br />If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

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11-16-2001, 06:52 PM	#14
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 39 Posts: 5,459	Okay, next attempt. Just follow these simple to use instructions: 1) Look around. You will notice a strange thing running from the box which may resemble spaghetti, if you still remember what that is. If you do, go to number three. 2) If you don't remember what spaghetti is, do a search on the internet 3) Once you have located the spaghetti, take it in your left hand and follow it to it's source. If the source is not a box of about 20x20x5cms, go to number five 4) If the source is a box of about 20x20x5cms, close your eyes, turn your left foot so that it faces the direction opposite your right foot, then turn your right foot so that it faces the same direction as your left. Then take the spaghetti in your right hand and followit until you reach it's source. 5) Once you have located the source, you may recognise it as a plug inserted in a socket. Pull the spaghetti. If you suddenly have one end of the spaghetti in your hand, move to number 7. 6) Try pulling the spaghetti in another direction, then go to number seven if you suddenly have one end of it in your hand. If you don't, go to number six instead. 7) Repeat this process for any and all spaghetties coming from the box. When there are no more spaghetties to pull, go to number eight. 8) Carefully lift the box and put it in a box. Throw in all spaghetties as well. 9) Seal the box and ask someone to hide it on the attic where you'll never go looking for it. 10) DON'T LOOK IN THE BASEMENT!

11-16-2001, 07:22 PM	#15
SSJ4Sephiroth Beholder Join Date: May 4, 2001 Location: The Outside Looking In Age: 37 Posts: 4,361	does anybody else see the irony of looking for a cure to this particular condition on the internet?

11-16-2001, 07:34 PM	#16
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 39 Posts: 5,459	Oh absolutely [img]smile.gif[/img] And once Star figured out how to get un-addicted, we won't get any thanks either, I'm afraid...

11-17-2001, 12:30 PM	#18
Tiamat Banned User Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: In Abyss Posts: 1,181	Simple: Get Xboxitis.

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