Your first BEST OF DISSES collection :-)

[Vaskez]

Haha, sign up at rapbattles and I'll set up a battle if you really wanna. I don't normally battle inexperienced peeps, but I'll make an exception cos you mah IW homie

Oh BTW, coming up with rhymes is not hard,

Sever? I'ma murder this cat, he gettin hurt by my gat, worse than jackie chan gettin hurled on his back, ya the worst at attack, I'll put a curse on ya, mac, ya so lippy, like ya thirst for a smack

rhyming is easy


it's coming up with wordplay that's hard.

[Vaskez]

oh BTW don't look at front lines, there're no good battles in there. Look at the lethal lyricist league and (LLL Jr - where I battle). Those are the battle leagues and they have good battles in

[Sever]

Actually, wordplay is my forte!
Condensing it down and making it rhyme without sounding like, well, a clown is where it's hard. Add to that the teensy problem that i'm not really into rap that much and it gets really hard.

That said, i don't think i'd forgive me if i wussed out before i tried. So i'ma take my time, find my feet in da front line, flip ya dis [img]graemlins/finger2.gif[/img] , and then Sever yo rhymes.

BTW, your name still vaskez on rapbattles.com?

[Vaskez]

Yeah I'm Vaskez everywhere biatch although do have a few aliases to post under if I need them, since on RB the policy is to allow multiple aliases.

Yeah you're right that wording is very hard as well: I'll give you a tip: the more SURPRISING a diss is the more people will like it. E.g. if you just straight diss, then your verse is boring and people won't like.

Oh and it is good fun when you get into it. To save you reading the rules:
10 lines is minimum
5 bumps in a battle is maximum
otherwise you get DQ'd

and people use some acronyms like "no d/r-ing" let me know if ya don't know what that means

so are you saying that you'll battle others first?
Go into the lethal lyricist league (LLL) forum and under that into the LLL jr forum and you can see my current battle

[Vaskez]

oh yeah if you find rapbattles a bit hard, in general the standard on www.rapverse.com (RV) is slightly lower so you might find it easier. They also have a better automated battle system. But RB is my home

[Vaskez]

answer, dammit [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Gangrell]

I'm kinda curious Vask, I saw one of your recent battles with the line:

"I already won this, kid can't decide whether to post or run,
But how ya in two minds...when ya barely got enough brains for one?

And I was wonderin, what would these guys think of you tryin to teach us how to rhyme, when they consider your material there weak?

[Sever]

Originally posted by Vaskez: answer, dammit [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Knickers on ol' boy! [img]tongue.gif[/img] It's the weekend. I've got mischief to attend to.

I'll need to get bit of practice before i jump in the deep end. Heading out til sunday night. I'll check out RB when i get back. Sorry to keep you in suspense!..

[Gangrell]

Small bump.