05-03-2002, 09:45 PM | #1 |
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Join Date: March 13, 2001
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Catch a whiff of these nasal news tidbits:
The corpse flower is again blooming in London. Amorphophallus Titanum is the stinkiest bloom in the world, smelling like a mixture of rotting flesh and excrement. Smelly! This is the first time it has bloomed since 1996. Don't eat lunch before heading to the garden. ********** Oncological diagnosis could be easier in the future, especially since dogs can apparently be trained to smell out cancer cells. In a blind study (the person who prepared the samples did not tell the dog trainer which samples contained cancer cells) the dog never failed to pick from a group of samples the sample which contained cancer-positive cells. Let's hear it for canis familiaris!
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