Come to the Headbangers against Disco zone

Istaron · 11-25-2001, 06:53 PM

Found this on the web A must for us real rockers [img]graemlins/superdude.gif[/img]

The Swedish band Gehennahs "Headbangers Against Disco" campaign is a idealistic organisation who works against "Disco" and everything "Disco" stands for.
Then, what is "Disco"? The following fenomenas we will categorise as "Disco"!
1. Dancing
2. Pop (and every other dancemusic)
3. Short hair
4. Sport
5. Trendy clothing
6. non alcoholic
7. non smoking
8. washing
9. Low fat food

If you can recognise yourself in any of these behaviors you better do someting about it... and do it quick!!! Even if you dont look at yourself as a "Discoperson", or even plays in a hardrockers band, you might still be in danger. You must be extreamly careful if your band uses any of the follwing things, or you might be categorised as "Disco".

1. Keyboards
2. Acoustic instruments
3. Acoustic haircuts

Ofcause there is exeptions to every rule, but not many...
What can you do to support the campaign? Collect some names, send them to us and well send them to the right authoriys. You can give us some money and help us spread the message, or just link this page to make sure that everyone can see it.

Melusine · 11-25-2001, 07:03 PM

Oh god no, not Gehennah?????

They are such a laugh - they are ridiculous! They are all the prejudices against metal made flesh! They are fat, greasy-haired smelly old men who try to up their sex-appeal by playing semi-loud 'hardrock' kind of music and failing utterly yet convinced they are metal gods!

*shudders and flees*

Grojlach · 11-25-2001, 07:12 PM

*Puts on a terrible looking disco suit with glitters and an even worse afro, then starts dancing to the beat of Samantha Fu's Theme from Discoteque and yells "Bring it on!"*

j/k

Grand-Ranger · 11-25-2001, 07:26 PM

LOL!!!

Haha, thats pretty funny but there is a big expection to the Acustic Instrument rule, alot of Metal bands use acustic guitars. Metallica, Pantera has a some in Cemetrey Gates, alot of Harrock bands.

But other then that,yeah I will agree [img]smile.gif[/img]

Melusine · 11-25-2001, 07:27 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Grand-Ranger:
LOL!!!

Haha, thats pretty funny but there is a big expection to the Acustic Instrument rule, alot of Metal bands use acustic guitars. Metallica, Pantera has a some in Cemetrey Gates, alot of Harrock bands.

But other then that,yeah I will agree [img]smile.gif[/img]

You're not taking this seriously, are you?? *rolls eyes*

*puts on glittery minidress and takes Groj by the hand for some serious disco dancing*

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

Aelia Jusa · 11-25-2001, 07:30 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Melusine:

You're not taking this seriously, are you?? *rolls eyes*

*puts on glittery minidress and takes Groj by the hand for some serious disco dancing*

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

It IS serious, Mel. Extremely serious

That's why I've brought my secret weapon... Barry Gibb [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Melusine · 11-25-2001, 07:33 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Aelia Jusa:

It IS serious, Mel. Extremely serious That's why I've brought my secret weapon... Barry Gibb [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

ROTFL!
Heh.... so are you willing to forego supreme nekkidness for once and put on a glitzy dress? We'd make a great disco dancing trio together with Groj!

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

Aelia Jusa · 11-25-2001, 07:42 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Melusine:

ROTFL!
Heh.... so are you willing to forego supreme nekkidness for once and put on a glitzy dress? We'd make a great disco dancing trio together with Groj! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

What do you think these are for *models spandex jumpsuit, gaudy gold necklaces, and 8 inch platforms*

Grojlach · 11-25-2001, 08:02 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Melusine:

ROTFL!
Heh.... so are you willing to forego supreme nekkidness for once and put on a glitzy dress? We'd make a great disco dancing trio together with Groj! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Woohoo! Let's do it!

11-25-2001, 07:03 PM	#2
Melusine Dracolisk Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands Age: 43 Posts: 6,541	Oh god no, not Gehennah????? They are such a laugh - they are ridiculous! They are all the prejudices against metal made flesh! They are fat, greasy-haired smelly old men who try to up their sex-appeal by playing semi-loud 'hardrock' kind of music and failing utterly yet convinced they are metal gods! shudders and flees __________________ [img]\"hosted/melusine.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Your voice is ambrosia

11-25-2001, 07:12 PM	#3
Grojlach Zartan Join Date: May 2, 2001 Location: Ulpia Noviomagus Batavorum Age: 43 Posts: 5,281	Puts on a terrible looking disco suit with glitters and an even worse afro, then starts dancing to the beat of Samantha Fu's Theme from Discoteque* and yells "Bring it on!"* j/k __________________ [url]\"http://www.audioscrobbler.com/user/Grobbel/\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://www.denness.net/rpi/username/Grobbel\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

11-25-2001, 07:26 PM	#4
Grand-Ranger Galvatron Join Date: March 29, 2001 Location: Everywhere I wanna go its already where I am,cause I am already there Posts: 2,130	LOL!!! Haha, thats pretty funny but there is a big expection to the Acustic Instrument rule, alot of Metal bands use acustic guitars. Metallica, Pantera has a some in Cemetrey Gates, alot of Harrock bands. But other then that,yeah I will agree [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ <br /><br />So if in the shaddows look behind you, because thats where the ranger will be.

11-25-2001, 07:27 PM	#5
Melusine Dracolisk Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands Age: 43 Posts: 6,541	quote: Originally posted by Grand-Ranger: LOL!!! Haha, thats pretty funny but there is a big expection to the Acustic Instrument rule, alot of Metal bands use acustic guitars. Metallica, Pantera has a some in Cemetrey Gates, alot of Harrock bands. But other then that,yeah I will agree [img]smile.gif[/img] You're not taking this seriously, are you?? rolls eyes puts on glittery minidress and takes Groj by the hand for some serious disco dancing [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"hosted/melusine.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Your voice is ambrosia

11-25-2001, 07:30 PM	#6
Aelia Jusa Iron Throne Cult Join Date: August 23, 2001 Location: Brisbane, Australia Age: 42 Posts: 4,867	quote: Originally posted by Melusine: You're not taking this seriously, are you?? rolls eyes puts on glittery minidress and takes Groj by the hand for some serious disco dancing [img]tongue.gif[/img] It IS serious, Mel. Extremely serious That's why I've brought my secret weapon... Barry Gibb [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________

11-25-2001, 06:53 PM	#1
Istaron Banned User Join Date: June 16, 2001 Location: Uppland Posts: 711	Found this on the web A must for us real rockers [img]graemlins/superdude.gif[/img] The Swedish band Gehennahs "Headbangers Against Disco" campaign is a idealistic organisation who works against "Disco" and everything "Disco" stands for. Then, what is "Disco"? The following fenomenas we will categorise as "Disco"! 1. Dancing 2. Pop (and every other dancemusic) 3. Short hair 4. Sport 5. Trendy clothing 6. non alcoholic 7. non smoking 8. washing 9. Low fat food If you can recognise yourself in any of these behaviors you better do someting about it... and do it quick!!! Even if you dont look at yourself as a "Discoperson", or even plays in a hardrockers band, you might still be in danger. You must be extreamly careful if your band uses any of the follwing things, or you might be categorised as "Disco". 1. Keyboards 2. Acoustic instruments 3. Acoustic haircuts Ofcause there is exeptions to every rule, but not many... What can you do to support the campaign? Collect some names, send them to us and well send them to the right authoriys. You can give us some money and help us spread the message, or just link this page to make sure that everyone can see it.

11-25-2001, 07:33 PM	#7
Melusine Dracolisk Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands Age: 43 Posts: 6,541	quote: Originally posted by Aelia Jusa: It IS serious, Mel. Extremely serious That's why I've brought my secret weapon... Barry Gibb [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] ROTFL! Heh.... so are you willing to forego supreme nekkidness for once and put on a glitzy dress? We'd make a great disco dancing trio together with Groj! [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"hosted/melusine.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Your voice is ambrosia

11-25-2001, 07:42 PM	#8
Aelia Jusa Iron Throne Cult Join Date: August 23, 2001 Location: Brisbane, Australia Age: 42 Posts: 4,867	quote: Originally posted by Melusine: ROTFL! Heh.... so are you willing to forego supreme nekkidness for once and put on a glitzy dress? We'd make a great disco dancing trio together with Groj! [img]tongue.gif[/img] What do you think these are for models spandex jumpsuit, gaudy gold necklaces, and 8 inch platforms __________________

11-25-2001, 08:02 PM	#9
Grojlach Zartan Join Date: May 2, 2001 Location: Ulpia Noviomagus Batavorum Age: 43 Posts: 5,281	quote: Originally posted by Melusine: ROTFL! Heh.... so are you willing to forego supreme nekkidness for once and put on a glitzy dress? We'd make a great disco dancing trio together with Groj! [img]tongue.gif[/img] Woohoo! Let's do it! __________________ [url]\"http://www.audioscrobbler.com/user/Grobbel/\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://www.denness.net/rpi/username/Grobbel\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

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