Saturday Plan

Mouse · 05-12-2001, 04:29 AM

Saturday here and the master plan is to go and watch the F.A. Cup final them barbeque!!!!!. The weather looks nice, but even if it turns nasty, the BBQ will carry on regardless. For those of you who are not familiar with the climate in my neck of the woods, here is a little comparison exercise.....

SCOTTISH WEATHER

50 degrees-New Yorkers turn on the heat.
People in Scotland plant gardens.

40 degrees-Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Scotland sunbathe.

35 degrees-Italian cars won't start.
People in Scotland drive with the windows down.

20 degrees-Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Scotland throw on a T-shirt

15 degrees-Californians begin to evacuate the state.
People in Scotland go swimming.

Zero degrees-New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Scotland have the last bbq before it gets cold.

10 degrees below zero-People in Miami cease to exist.
People in Scotland lick flagpoles.

20 degrees below zero-Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.

80 degrees below zero-Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Scottish Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold
enough.

100 degrees below zero-Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in Scotland pull down their ear flaps.

173 degrees below zero-Ethyl alcohol freezes.
People in Scotland get frustrated when they can't thaw their kegs.

297 degrees below zero-Microbial life start to disappear.
Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

460 degrees below zero-ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Scotland start saying "chilly, you cold as well?"

500 degrees below zero-Hell freezes over.
Aberdeen Football Club win the League.

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Regards

Mouse

05-12-2001, 05:23 AM

Good one Mouse

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Xanthul · 05-12-2001, 05:39 AM

LOL that was good Mouse !!!

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You up ?? Beware !! When falling, better fall from down

onthepequod · 05-12-2001, 09:54 AM

Mouse,

LOL!!

Nice!!

If you don't mind me asking, roughly where in Scotland are you from? I visited Scotland a few years ago and found it absolutely beautiful.

05-12-2001, 09:58 AM

LOL Mouse!

Reading that makes me glad to be in Texas.
I just love the heat!

Enjoy your day!!!!!!!

Moni

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Moiraine · 05-12-2001, 10:35 AM

Mouse ! LMAO !

I was thinking about this "Boxers of briefs" poll - at what temperature do Scotsmen start wearing furry briefs ?

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The world is my oyster !
And now I have the knives to open it ...

Row Firecam · 05-12-2001, 10:47 AM

LOL, well I love Scotland, been to Edinburg and its the greatest city in the world... but I'm in Iceland so here:

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You know you are from Iceland when...

Snow tires come standard on all your cars.

You have gotten frostbitten and sunburned in the same week.

You learned to drive a tractor before the training wheels were
off your bike.

Down South to you means Canada.

Birds chirping at 3am in July is normal.

You have a passport to leave the island.

Your idea of creative landscaping is a tree.

Wearing high heels and a skirt, and going out dancing is "normal"
during a hurricane.

You were unaware there is a legal drinking age.

You decided to have a picnic this summer because it fell on a
weekend.

You enjoy driving in the winter because the potholes fill in
with snow.

Your sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie

At times, your second floor balcony doubles as a front door.

You find 0 degrees a little chilly

You actually understand these jokes

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Keldorn's Younger brother

mammawlin · 05-12-2001, 11:26 AM

LOL

I'll try never to complain about the weather in Ohio again!

Thanks, Mouse, I enjoyed that a lot!!! And Row Firecam, just read yours too, what a hoot!! Thanks to you too!

And todays plans are: open the windows, breath some fresh air, make mac salad, get a shower, go to church for a friends renewal of wedding vows, go to reception and eat, come back home, breath some more air, check in at the forum, watch some TV, go to bed early to be fresh for church and Bible school in the morning!

Happy day to everyone!

Mammawlin

(cousin to Mammawlin)

[This message has been edited by mammawlin (edited 05-12-2001).]

Lady Avalon · 05-12-2001, 12:11 PM

Have a fun day Mouse!

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Seeker of Truth

Wah · 05-12-2001, 01:53 PM

Yay! Liverpool did it with Owen's 2 goals! Now you can have your barbeque: Enjoy!

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Greetings Mortals. My Name Is Wah, Arch Lich Wah.

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05-12-2001, 04:29 AM	#1
Mouse Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Scotland Posts: 2,788	Saturday here and the master plan is to go and watch the F.A. Cup final them barbeque!!!!!. The weather looks nice, but even if it turns nasty, the BBQ will carry on regardless. For those of you who are not familiar with the climate in my neck of the woods, here is a little comparison exercise..... SCOTTISH WEATHER 50 degrees-New Yorkers turn on the heat. People in Scotland plant gardens. 40 degrees-Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Scotland sunbathe. 35 degrees-Italian cars won't start. People in Scotland drive with the windows down. 20 degrees-Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. People in Scotland throw on a T-shirt 15 degrees-Californians begin to evacuate the state. People in Scotland go swimming. Zero degrees-New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Scotland have the last bbq before it gets cold. 10 degrees below zero-People in Miami cease to exist. People in Scotland lick flagpoles. 20 degrees below zero-Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Scotland throw on a light jacket. 80 degrees below zero-Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Scottish Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough. 100 degrees below zero-Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in Scotland pull down their ear flaps. 173 degrees below zero-Ethyl alcohol freezes. People in Scotland get frustrated when they can't thaw their kegs. 297 degrees below zero-Microbial life start to disappear. Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands. 460 degrees below zero-ALL atomic motion stops. People in Scotland start saying "chilly, you cold as well?" 500 degrees below zero-Hell freezes over. Aberdeen Football Club win the League. ------------------ Regards Mouse

05-12-2001, 05:23 AM	#2
BladeMaster Guest Posts: n/a	Good one Mouse ------------------

05-12-2001, 05:39 AM	#3
Xanthul Symbol of Cyric Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Outside my place Age: 42 Posts: 1,283	LOL that was good Mouse !!! ------------------ You up ?? Beware !! When falling, better fall from down

05-12-2001, 09:54 AM	#4
onthepequod Quintesson Join Date: April 6, 2001 Location: two leagues down Posts: 1,081	Mouse, LOL!! Nice!! If you don't mind me asking, roughly where in Scotland are you from? I visited Scotland a few years ago and found it absolutely beautiful.

05-12-2001, 09:58 AM	#5
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	LOL Mouse! Reading that makes me glad to be in Texas. I just love the heat! Enjoy your day!!!!!!! Moni ------------------

05-12-2001, 10:35 AM	#6
Moiraine Anubis Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Up in the Freedomland Alps Age: 59 Posts: 2,474	Mouse ! LMAO ! I was thinking about this "Boxers of briefs" poll - at what temperature do Scotsmen start wearing furry briefs ? ------------------ The world is my oyster ! And now I have the knives to open it ...

05-12-2001, 10:47 AM	#7
Row Firecam Dungeon Master Join Date: May 5, 2001 Location: Candlekeep Posts: 99	LOL, well I love Scotland, been to Edinburg and its the greatest city in the world... but I'm in Iceland so here: -------------------- You know you are from Iceland when... Snow tires come standard on all your cars. You have gotten frostbitten and sunburned in the same week. You learned to drive a tractor before the training wheels were off your bike. Down South to you means Canada. Birds chirping at 3am in July is normal. You have a passport to leave the island. Your idea of creative landscaping is a tree. Wearing high heels and a skirt, and going out dancing is "normal" during a hurricane. You were unaware there is a legal drinking age. You decided to have a picnic this summer because it fell on a weekend. You enjoy driving in the winter because the potholes fill in with snow. Your sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie At times, your second floor balcony doubles as a front door. You find 0 degrees a little chilly You actually understand these jokes ------------------ Keldorn's Younger brother

05-12-2001, 11:26 AM	#8
mammawlin Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: March 3, 2001 Location: Columbus, Ohio USA Posts: 650	LOL I'll try never to complain about the weather in Ohio again! Thanks, Mouse, I enjoyed that a lot!!! And Row Firecam, just read yours too, what a hoot!! Thanks to you too! And todays plans are: open the windows, breath some fresh air, make mac salad, get a shower, go to church for a friends renewal of wedding vows, go to reception and eat, come back home, breath some more air, check in at the forum, watch some TV, go to bed early to be fresh for church and Bible school in the morning! Happy day to everyone! Mammawlin (cousin to Mammawlin) [This message has been edited by mammawlin (edited 05-12-2001).]

05-12-2001, 12:11 PM	#9
Lady Avalon Emerald Dragon Join Date: March 2, 2001 Location: Tennessee, U.S.A. Age: 74 Posts: 996	Have a fun day Mouse! ------------------ Seeker of Truth

05-12-2001, 01:53 PM	#10
Wah Symbol of Cyric Join Date: March 17, 2001 Location: England Posts: 1,160	Yay! Liverpool did it with Owen's 2 goals! Now you can have your barbeque: Enjoy! ------------------ Greetings Mortals. My Name Is Wah, Arch Lich Wah.

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