02-25-2004, 04:28 PM | #1 |
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A jumper cable walks into a bar, the barman says, "I'll serve you but don't start anything."
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food here." A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arem and says: " A beer please, and one for the road." Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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02-25-2004, 04:37 PM | #2 |
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these two are pretty funny.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food here." A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arem and says: " A beer please, and one for the road." [ 02-25-2004, 04:38 PM: Message edited by: The Fallen One ]
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02-25-2004, 04:39 PM | #3 |
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A mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says "Get outta here, we don't serve food." Mushroom says "Why not? I'm a fun guy."
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02-25-2004, 04:41 PM | #4 | |
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02-25-2004, 04:48 PM | #5 | |
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A blonde walks into a bar and say's, OUCH!!
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02-25-2004, 04:59 PM | #6 |
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What's the difference between a brown-noser and a s#!thead? ...........Depth perception!
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02-25-2004, 05:46 PM | #8 | |
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02-25-2004, 09:56 PM | #9 |
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This isn't a one liner; but it sticks to the barroom scenario
an H atom walks into a bar, and goes to the bathroom. he comes back and says "bartender, somebody stole my electron!" "are you sure?" the bartender says. "yes, im positive"... [img]graemlins/happyteeth.gif[/img]
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02-25-2004, 11:32 PM | #10 |
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A neutron walks into the bar and orders a drink. When he asks the bartender what it'll cost, he replies "No charge" [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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