How to Impress

Arvon · 10-31-2001, 11:03 AM

Making an Impression

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Show up naked.
Bring beer.

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Avast There mates..make yer way here and drop yer anchor. We'll swap some lies and have a Black Jack o' ale.
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Neb · 10-31-2001, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arvon:
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Show up naked.
Bring beer.

That is NOT true! We won't be impressed unless she also brings a bag of cheetos.

10-31-2001, 11:05 AM

LOL
We men are happy with very little

Hiram Sedai · 10-31-2001, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Neb:
That is NOT true! We won't be impressed unless she also brings a bag of cheetos.

Dude, you're going to make them think I'm posting under more than one username.
Do you have cheetos in Spain?

Neb · 10-31-2001, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hiram Sedai:
Dude, you're going to make them think I'm posting under more than one username.
Do you have cheetos in Spain?

Well, you're not.

I don't know if they cheetos in Spain, but we have them here in Denmark, I prefer chips to cheetos however.

10-31-2001, 12:26 PM

At last--a simple explanation for the differences between men and women......

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adam warlock · 10-31-2001, 12:39 PM

LOL

years ago it was Wine, Women, and song

now it's 3 B's
Booze, Broads, and Bangin'

boy things have changed

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Madman-Rogovich · 10-31-2001, 12:58 PM

lol well played

Hiram Sedai · 10-31-2001, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Neb:
Well, you're not.

I don't know if they cheetos in Spain, but we have them here in Denmark, I prefer chips to cheetos however.

Do you know how you hurt their feelings when you say things like that. I'm covering my little cheetos' eyes right now so I can respond to your post. Chips are empty and meaningless compared to the soulful cheeto. There is very little satisfaction to be had in a bag of chips.

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Elif Godson · 10-31-2001, 02:14 PM

Salt and vinegar chip's are the bomb. Cheeto's will have to take
a cozy 2nd to that.

10-31-2001, 12:26 PM	#6
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Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Making an Impression HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Wine her, Dine her, Call her, Hug her, Hold her, Surprise her, Compliment her, Smile at her, Laugh with her, Cry with her, Cuddle with her, Shop with her, Give her jewelry, Buy her flowers, Hold her hand, Write love letters to her, Go to the end of the earth and back again for her. HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN Show up naked. Bring beer. ------------------ Avast There mates..make yer way here and drop yer anchor. We'll swap some lies and have a Black Jack o' ale. [img]http://photos.msn.com/ImageServer/Image.aspx?Image=0h9xCkj4Yyo6VbTdcNrmhglJSkAWB6C9t TOROQgn3fkyYtQWT3Eo5!RPgsmdH04n21ZwArZk8VKBbX7q5c5 lh23jcuzjC4vocaQon2R*tBX0hngEwtOVHHj6OKZ0rh88XD71 vZnc3mLWF6Mw5RgJlGRrW4g0paUjrmYDwYo15UXRaQbSHBupT kwDp1sihKI5KQfFzBJxw!gXksOi7t3lD!ZTBlxa9qvi9gayw w9qx0D!4Zab7O9X9f8yCidhW!JhfKwTjmW9vKtQUaPtdZBAU6v MyvQ6O3gsKR11htpXuzFv!SOAoeeWWyhXiM5nk*x3EBn6RBuzi 80lKL1VXIMZ2dOvOZLQ[/img]

10-31-2001, 11:05 AM	#3
Legolas the Elven Archer Guest Posts: n/a	LOL We men are happy with very little

10-31-2001, 12:39 PM	#7
adam warlock Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: I live inside of my mind..... Age: 53 Posts: 3,234	LOL years ago it was Wine, Women, and song now it's 3 B's Booze, Broads, and Bangin' boy things have changed ------------------ Realm of Warlock's Art Fun, Humor, Silliness, Betrayals, and Biting (biting? how did it get there?) Link above I bow to Ziroc the grand master! I shall never mock Choc again!

10-31-2001, 12:58 PM	#8
Madman-Rogovich Lord Soth Join Date: October 23, 2001 Location: Edinburgh Age: 38 Posts: 1,918	lol well played

10-31-2001, 02:14 PM	#10
Elif Godson Dracolich Join Date: August 28, 2001 Location: Hurricane Valley Age: 51 Posts: 3,089	Salt and vinegar chip's are the bomb. Cheeto's will have to take a cozy 2nd to that.

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