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05-02-2007, 02:24 AM
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Drizzt Do'Urden
 Join Date: April 9, 2001
Location: Massachusetts
Age: 68
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I ate a dog because I had to. Not really, it just tasted good.
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05-02-2007, 08:53 AM
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40th Level Warrior
 Join Date: March 24, 2002
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I shot a bisexual because thats how I roll.
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05-02-2007, 01:55 PM
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Apophis
  Join Date: July 10, 2002
Location: I can see the Manhattan skyline from my window.
Age: 38
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I killed Santa Claus because I'm sexy as hell.
All right.
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05-02-2007, 02:31 PM
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Quintesson
 Join Date: August 28, 2004
Location: the middle of Michigan
Age: 42
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I left the trojan man because I love marijuana.
So, marijuana smokers wear grey shirts a lot? I have got to watch what kind of messages I send people... |
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05-02-2007, 05:45 PM
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Horus - Egyptian Sky God
        Join Date: March 2, 2003
Location: Kentucky
Age: 37
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"I smoked with an Easter egg because I'm a pimp and you're jealous."
I dunno about the easter egg, but I'm still working on my chocolate bunny from Easter! |
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05-02-2007, 08:44 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: November 24, 2001
Location: Australia
Age: 37
Posts: 3,281
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I cuddled with the trojan man cause I have abs.
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05-02-2007, 10:20 PM
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Zhentarim Guard
 Join Date: June 29, 2005
Location: Michigan
Age: 34
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what are these kind of things called, i want to look more of them up online or did u just make this yourself
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05-02-2007, 10:50 PM
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Harper
 Join Date: October 6, 2001
Location: Iceland
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I stabbed a pornstar because I'm great in bed... and stabbed is a metaphor then I asume... yes...?
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05-06-2007, 01:34 PM
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Legion Symbol
 Join Date: February 14, 2002
Location: Ireland
Age: 39
Posts: 7,367
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I'm having gases because I ate too much burritos
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05-06-2007, 08:20 PM
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Lord Ao
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I stabbed a hobo because that's hwo I roll.
What did I stab himw with? A knife? A fork? A heroine needle? |
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