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Old 05-24-2003, 12:05 PM   #21
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Originally posted by Vaskez:
Hmm it's nothing to do with how many tennis players you know, it's about how you pronounce Goran's name.

There is a tennis player called Goran Ivanisevic. Ivanisevic sounds like "even he's a witch". See? I told you it was a terrible pun Donut should be ashamed of himself.
Oh I get it! Pretty poor joke though! [/QUOTE]Well maybe you can do better DG!
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Old 05-25-2003, 06:04 AM   #22
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Well maybe you can do better DG!
I'm sure I can:

Two atoms are walking down the street and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive!"





What makes you think you're so funny Donut?
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Old 05-25-2003, 06:21 AM   #23
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Well maybe you can do better DG!
Well he sure did. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

LOL DB.
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Old 05-25-2003, 06:27 AM   #24
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Well maybe you can do better DG!
I'm sure I can:

Two atoms are walking down the street and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive!"





What makes you think you're so funny Donut?
[/QUOTE]I was voted the funniest 'guy' on IW!!!!!

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."
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Old 05-25-2003, 06:48 AM   #25
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Okay, both the atom jokes are terrible, but Donut's is even more so because he combined a bad pun with a "Go into a bar" joke
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Old 05-25-2003, 10:57 AM   #26
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Two atoms are walking down the street and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive!"
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Two atoms are walking down the street and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive!"
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Okay, both the atom jokes are terrible, but Donut's is even more so because he combined a bad pun with a "Go into a bar" joke
they're not so terrible
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Old 05-26-2003, 11:35 AM   #27
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I walked into a bar once, nearly killed me..........it was an iron bar.
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Old 05-26-2003, 12:33 PM   #28
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Okay, both the atom jokes are terrible, but Donut's is even more so because he combined a bad pun with a "Go into a bar" joke
I thought they sold fruit in groceries, not pastries....
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Old 05-26-2003, 12:51 PM   #29
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I walked into a bar once, nearly killed me..........it was an iron bar.
Alright, alright, enough with the godawful jokes already!
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