The Nth ORT Siege of IW

Neb · 08-26-2002, 03:15 PM

Yes, we be sieging the Works of Iron again! Gather 'round all ye faithful ORT members and let us decide what our demands are! Besides of course the usual, several billion dollars, rulership of the world, some thermonuclear weaponry, yadda yadda yadda.....

*cough*

So where was I.... Ah yes!

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!

*Captures a large building for the ORT to hang out in and look fearful from. Takes Kaltia as a hostage and has her hugged every time the ORT demands are not met.*

Kaltia · 08-26-2002, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Neb:

*Captures a large building for the ORT to hang out in and look fearful from. Takes Kaltia as a hostage and has her hugged every time the ORT demands are not met.*

I hardly think that's gonna bring IW to it's knees *smacks with hand bag*

whacky · 08-26-2002, 03:21 PM

What the heck is an ORT

??

Kaltia · 08-26-2002, 03:23 PM

they were the very first rebellion (I think) before my time.

Neb · 08-26-2002, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by whacky:
What the heck is an ORT ??

It's the Order of the Royal Toads! Now help me lock Kaltia in a fortified room before sh- OUCH! SMACKS ME WITH THAT DAMN HANDBAG AGAIN!

*chains Kaltia in front of a TV that shows nothing but Barney and the Teletubbies 24 hours a day.*

Much better....

Melusine · 08-26-2002, 03:23 PM

Ah well, the enlightened leaders of the original siege will take a purely advisory role this time, I think - let the rabble sort each other out.

Of course proper amounts of the proceeds of this siege should be reserved for us...
Let me know if you can get the Genie softened up sufficiently for there to be a chance that he will succumb to nekkid dancing though

*drops a pile of sultry elflet posters on the floor and leaves for her private office*

Legolas · 08-26-2002, 03:25 PM

Ah, another thread to delay my Tartan Takeover. But not this time!

*runs up to the seventh floor, blocks the elevator there and climbs up to occupy the eleventh floor*

Now, I need a press, paper, ink and a bit of dry weather...

Kaltia · 08-26-2002, 03:26 PM

OH DEAR GOD!!!!!!!!! WHAT DID I DO TO GET THIS TORTURE?!?!?! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!

whacky · 08-26-2002, 03:27 PM

I hope im not spamming........but since i have much against Kaltia(j/k

ok !), i'll hold her down for ya.
*holds kaltia down for Neb to tie her and takes her hand bag away*
ok 5 minutes no demands have been met *hugs Kaltia and runs for cover*

08-26-2002, 03:28 PM

*starts taking clothes off ready for the dancing*

08-26-2002, 03:23 PM	#4
Kaltia Jack Burton Join Date: May 2, 2002 Location: Canterbury, England Age: 36 Posts: 5,817	they were the very first rebellion (I think) before my time. __________________ The wolf is as cunning as he is ferocious; once he's had a taste of flesh then nothing else will do.

08-26-2002, 03:23 PM	#6
Melusine Dracolisk Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands Age: 43 Posts: 6,541	Ah well, the enlightened leaders of the original siege will take a purely advisory role this time, I think - let the rabble sort each other out. Of course proper amounts of the proceeds of this siege should be reserved for us... Let me know if you can get the Genie softened up sufficiently for there to be a chance that he will succumb to nekkid dancing though drops a pile of sultry elflet posters on the floor and leaves for her private office __________________ [img]\"hosted/melusine.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Your voice is ambrosia

08-26-2002, 03:26 PM	#8
Kaltia Jack Burton Join Date: May 2, 2002 Location: Canterbury, England Age: 36 Posts: 5,817	OH DEAR GOD!!!!!!!!! WHAT DID I DO TO GET THIS TORTURE?!?!?! ARGH!!!!!!!!!! __________________ The wolf is as cunning as he is ferocious; once he's had a taste of flesh then nothing else will do.

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08-26-2002, 03:15 PM	#1
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 38 Posts: 8,802	Yes, we be sieging the Works of Iron again! Gather 'round all ye faithful ORT members and let us decide what our demands are! Besides of course the usual, several billion dollars, rulership of the world, some thermonuclear weaponry, yadda yadda yadda..... cough So where was I.... Ah yes! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE! Captures a large building for the ORT to hang out in and look fearful from. Takes Kaltia as a hostage and has her hugged every time the ORT demands are not met.

08-26-2002, 03:21 PM	#3
whacky Emerald Dragon Join Date: July 16, 2002 Location: The Abyss Age: 36 Posts: 904	What the heck is an ORT ??

08-26-2002, 03:25 PM	#7
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 39 Posts: 5,459	Ah, another thread to delay my Tartan Takeover. But not this time! runs up to the seventh floor, blocks the elevator there and climbs up to occupy the eleventh floor Now, I need a press, paper, ink and a bit of dry weather...

08-26-2002, 03:27 PM	#9
whacky Emerald Dragon Join Date: July 16, 2002 Location: The Abyss Age: 36 Posts: 904	I hope im not spamming........but since i have much against Kaltia(j/k ok !), i'll hold her down for ya. holds kaltia down for Neb to tie her and takes her hand bag away ok 5 minutes no demands have been met hugs Kaltia and runs for cover

08-26-2002, 03:28 PM	#10
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	starts taking clothes off ready for the dancing

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