HILARIOUSLY FUNNY VERSE GAME!!!!!!!!!

[Charean]

Were I to try and write
My hands off I would bite
I would fumble about
and go without
And then the keyboard I would smite!

(This is horrible I know...but you wanted original... ICK!! I am NOT A WRITER!!!! *bangs head repeatedly on desk*)


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Defender for the Light -
Goodness knows there is a lot of Dark out there!! - Where are my matches?!?
Wandering Soul - Finding my life's calling is Bodhisattva
You are what your deep driving desire is; As your deep driving desire is, so is your will; As your will is so is your deed; As your deed is so is your destiny.
The Upanishads

[Psychedelic Buttafly]

Ok Last One for Tonight

Then its sleepy sleepy

Cockroach sandwich
For my lunch,
Hate the taste
But love the crunch!!!

Now i am off to bed and i think i have posted plenty of funny poems, so keep it going everyone its your turn to show your poetic talent(sort of)Anyway looking forward to reading them in the morning!!!!!
Night Night!!!!
zzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz

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[DawnChaser]

Charean, that was good. And now that you have written one, you can't say you are not a writer any more. The next one will be easier. I applaud you for overcoming your initial hesitancy and putting the effort in. See, you CAN do it.

(edit) Actually, reading it over, yours fits the "hilariously funny" topic better than mine! It is getting funnier over time.

"Didn't doubt you for a second!"

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[Wah]

One I made up about ME - hehe!

The Arch Lich that call himself Wah,
Was rather a damn hint bizarre,
He'd cast all his spells,
And rip apart bells -
Just wait till the sound of his fart!

The Arch Lich tried sewing in vain,
But found that he got sore fingers in pain,
So being a lich,
He decided to teach,
The saying of "no pain's, no gain".

By then the clock was half two,
The Arch Lich was still raging his mood -
He imprisoned an orc,
For being a dork,
And several other went in a zoo.

So now, all imprisoned to ONE,
He'd realised that it was quite fun!
I think it's the game,
And Wah was his name,
And sadly folks, that's all I have done!



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[Wah]

Here's a hilarious one:

When you fart you cannot tell,
Till, the screw up faces swell,
And yes you know it was your smell,
Man it stink of crap like hell.

Ah.......sorry guys. It just came to my mind so I'd post it.


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[kiwidoc]

This one won me a CD when the first Welsh astronaut went to the space station.

Have you heard of the terrible case
The problems Welsh astronauts face
The Englishman's rose
Goes wherever he goes
But you cant take a leek out in space

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[Charean]

I was lucky... and frustrated... thank you and PB for encouraging me... but I think you are both nuts!

A girl sat in front of her puter

Wondering if she should load a shooter

But on second thought
After a long draught

But Chocolate, she found, did suit her!

Ya know...that last line always kills me.

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Defender for the Light -
Goodness knows there is a lot of Dark out there!! - Where are my matches?!?
Wandering Soul - Finding my life's calling is Bodhisattva
You are what your deep driving desire is; As your deep driving desire is, so is your will; As your will is so is your deed; As your deed is so is your destiny.
The Upanishads

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[Reeka]

OK, right off the bat I can't right for trying. But I told E I would have a shot at it. E, Hun, as bad as it is I wrote it for you.

There was a young man named Ewan,
Who never knew what he was doin'
He got a new sig,
Butterfly and no pig
And the whole thing is bright and is movin'


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[DawnChaser]

Charean: rarely do my efforts see the light of day as a first draft. It is ok to let it roll around in your mind, collecting lint, until you are ready to pull it out, shake it off, and polish it.

I am glad to see you came up with another. Try this as a last line "a chocolate she found to suit her" Still technically correct, as you pointed out, and it rhymes.

Here is one, with my new hangout in mind (feel free to post this over the door, Ziroc)

This Ironworks Gaming Forum,
was set up to handle a quorum.
Posters try to be good,
but SPAM rules this 'hood
and Ziroc works hard not to bore 'em.

Kiwidoc: hehehe

Reeka: Nice work...

"I am working on one of my own!"

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[Psychedelic Buttafly]

As I was going to St Ives
I met a man with seven wifes.
Said he,"I think it's much more fun
Than getting stuck with one."

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