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Old 05-13-2003, 06:15 PM   #1
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I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable. One day, she called me and asked me to come over to check the invitations.

So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once..

What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me.

I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door. I opened it, and stepped out of the house.

Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

Lesson learned: ALWAYS keep your condoms in your car!!
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Old 05-13-2003, 06:19 PM   #2
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ROFL!

*takes notes

Hehe, the really sad thing is, i read this kind of thing in the newspaper happening all the time, for real. Funny, because in the UK, mother-in-laws are compared to dragons
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Old 05-13-2003, 06:19 PM   #3
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You are joking right? thisreally happened? forive me I am a dunce
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Old 05-13-2003, 09:17 PM   #4
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Wow, thats pretty gross dudes and dudettes. (Takes notes not to ever be tempted my girlfriend's mother) How scary is that though?
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Old 05-14-2003, 07:40 AM   #5
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LOL! I've seen a variation of this on the web.
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