10-15-2004, 11:39 AM | #1 |
Zartan
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I just heard this one
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. "Breast-fed" she replied. "Well, strip down your clothes to your waist," the doctor said. She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded and rubbed both breasts for awhile in a detailed examination. He asked the woman if he could try to suck a little, since the milk didn't appear, to which she agreed. After 2-3 attempts, the doctor, motioning to her to get dressed, said: "No wonder the baby is underweight. You don't have any milk." "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm so glad I came..."
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10-15-2004, 11:43 AM | #2 |
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haha! wonder what the doc did after XD
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10-15-2004, 11:53 AM | #3 |
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Heh, good one, Ross! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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10-15-2004, 04:11 PM | #4 |
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LOL! There go his insurance rates...
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10-15-2004, 04:31 PM | #5 |
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I don't know how to respond.
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10-15-2004, 05:41 PM | #6 | |
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