Here's an oldie, but funny

Arvon · 01-23-2002, 03:54 PM

--This is an old one, but interesting to read it again ---

An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned
from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines.
He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for
London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the
length of the train, looking for an empty seat.

The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well-dressed
middle-aged lady and was being used by her little dog. The war
weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?"

The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed
and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people.
Can't you see my little Fifi is using that seat?"

The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but
after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself
again facing the woman with the dog.

Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired."

The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans!
Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!"

The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up
the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat
down in the empty seat.

The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend
her and chastise the soldier.

An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You
know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the
wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You
drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir,
you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window."

Sir ReGiN · 01-23-2002, 03:56 PM

[img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Irongrinder · 01-23-2002, 03:56 PM

ROFL!!
oldie or not, I haven't heard that one before.

Talthyr Malkaviel · 01-23-2002, 04:04 PM

Now THAT is funny!

Scholarcs · 01-23-2002, 05:01 PM

ha, I thought it was really lame until i got to the last line. LMAO!

Sir Byronas · 01-24-2002, 08:29 AM

LOL LOL

!

Barry the Sprout · 01-24-2002, 08:39 AM

The old ones are the best! But what kind of "English gentleman" would call a car an auto...

Madman-Rogovich · 01-24-2002, 11:20 AM

WHAT!!!!!??! that was nothing compared to paper bag pete!!! your guys humour is awful..

trex_2010 · 01-24-2002, 01:57 PM

HA HA HA HA

01-23-2002, 03:54 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	--This is an old one, but interesting to read it again --- An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well-dressed middle-aged lady and was being used by her little dog. The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?" The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little Fifi is using that seat?" The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired." The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!" The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier. An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window." __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

01-23-2002, 04:04 PM	#4
Talthyr Malkaviel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: August 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Britons Age: 37 Posts: 3,224	Now THAT is funny! __________________ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?

01-23-2002, 05:01 PM	#5
Scholarcs Red Dragon Join Date: December 5, 2001 Location: Auckland, New Zealand Age: 38 Posts: 1,557	ha, I thought it was really lame until i got to the last line. LMAO! __________________ <br />\"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five\" - Groucho Marx<br />Member of the ORT Clan. <br />\"Some birds are not meant to be caged because their feathers are too bright\"<br />Ma bouche sera la bouche des malheurs qui n\'ont point de bouche, ma voix, la liberté de celles qui s\'affaissent au cachot du désespoir. - Aimé Césaire<br />La plus perdue de toutes les journées est celle où l\'on n\'a pas ri. - Sébastien Roch Nicolas

01-24-2002, 08:29 AM	#6
Sir Byronas Mephistopheles Join Date: October 2, 2001 Location: Greece Age: 35 Posts: 1,463	LOL LOL ! __________________ <br />I\'ve searched the whole world and ended up back in Ironworks. Home sweet home!

01-24-2002, 08:39 AM	#7
Barry the Sprout White Dragon Join Date: October 19, 2001 Location: York, UK. Age: 41 Posts: 1,815	The old ones are the best! But what kind of "English gentleman" would call a car an auto... __________________ [img]\"http://img1.ranchoweb.com/images/sproutman/certwist.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br /><br /><i>\"And the angels all pallid and wan,<br />Uprising, unveiling, affirm,<br />That the play is the tragedy, man,<br />And its hero the Conquerer Worm.\"</i><br /> - Edgar Allan Poe

01-23-2002, 03:56 PM	#2
Sir ReGiN Gold Dragon Join Date: August 11, 2001 Location: The land of blonde virgins Age: 42 Posts: 2,563	[img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

01-23-2002, 03:56 PM	#3
Irongrinder Avatar Join Date: June 8, 2001 Location: The forest Posts: 526	ROFL!! oldie or not, I haven't heard that one before.

01-24-2002, 11:20 AM	#8
Madman-Rogovich Lord Soth Join Date: October 23, 2001 Location: Edinburgh Age: 38 Posts: 1,918	WHAT!!!!!??! that was nothing compared to paper bag pete!!! your guys humour is awful.. __________________ One room, one axe, one outcome.

01-24-2002, 01:57 PM	#9
trex_2010 Dungeon Master Join Date: August 16, 2001 Location: Chicago, IL Age: 37 Posts: 84	HA HA HA HA __________________ \"There\'s nothing like a gnome wizard to prove that size doesn\'t matter.\"

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