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11-28-2005, 04:35 PM
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In November, a jury in Westmoreland County, Pa., awarded Ken Slaby $46,200 for genital injuries inflicted by his vengeful ex-girlfriend, Gail O'Toole, in 2000. While Slaby was napping (according to a report in the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review), O'Toole had glued Slaby's buttocks cheeks together, his penis to his abdomen, and his scrotum to his leg, all as payback for his having moved on with his life after their breakup. (O'Toole said it was all part of consensual sex between them, but she had earlier pleaded guilty to simple assault for the incident.) [Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, 11-5-05]
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11-28-2005, 05:09 PM
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That's an awfully expensive bottle of super glue remover. On behalf of THE LAW, I apologize for all the ignorance in it.
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11-28-2005, 06:40 PM
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The Magister
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Anyone else find it funny the chicks name was O'Toole? heh heh
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11-28-2005, 06:46 PM
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Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom
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I'd be better if her name was "O'Cock-Gluer". Can you imagine, a girl walking around with a name like Cock-Gluer?
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11-28-2005, 07:18 PM
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The Magister
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11-28-2005, 07:18 PM
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Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom
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I'm afraid to ask, yet ever so curious...
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11-28-2005, 07:24 PM
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11-28-2005, 07:26 PM
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Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom
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Point taken. From now on, it's on the girl next door for me!
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11-28-2005, 07:41 PM
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The Magister
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heh heh just kiddin
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11-28-2005, 07:45 PM
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Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom
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I'm from Toronto, not Newfoundland...
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