Some People Have The Worst Families!

[Ryanamur]

Hey Moni, you should speak to my wife.

Here's her story:

1- Mom: Had four babies by the time she was 28 from 2 different husband. Currently calls my wife 3-7 times a day and expect conversations to last anywhere from 1-3 hours each time!
2- Dad (blood related): big time looser, kidnaped my wife (and her sister) at axe point when she was like 2. Caused my mother in law to divorce him and move away 2000 km. My wife saw him once since but to no avail [img]smile.gif[/img]
3- Dad (adoptive): farmer. Racked up over 100,000$ Can (12.95US) in personnal debts without telling his wife. Died in a car accident when he was 38. No life insurance to cover the debts.
4- Grand-father(adoptive): took out a life insurance policy of 200,000 dollars on his son. When son died, collected the insurance policy and came knocking on his widowed daughter-in-law to collect a 75,000$ loan... nice isn't it!
5- My wife: perfect woman with a brain
6- Sister: Two years younger than my wife. Threathened to send the Hells Angels (big killers/biker gang) to wipe her mother. Stormed into her mother and threathen to beat the crap out of her. Suffers from a chemical imbalance. Totally oblivious to everyone but herself. Charge her two brothers over 1,500$ in rent a month when her rent on the property was less than 600$. (my wife doesn't speak to her anymore)
7- Brother 1: Five years younger than my wife. Criminal who thinks that no rules applied to him. He broke into his mother's house and stole her Nintendo, VCR and TV. Pawned it to finance drugs. Had warrant to his name and drove a vehicule without plates or license. Got stopped by the cops. When ask to give is name, he said John Doe [img]smile.gif[/img] ... cops bagged him! Proposed to his girlfriend in jail.
8- Brother 2: Seven years youger than my wife. Father to a girl who isn't his. Got lead to believe he was the father even though he didn't sleep with the girl within 11 months of delivery! Now knows he's not the real dad but still maintains an active role in his daughter's life (commandible). The actual dad was the mom's step brother. Now, he's saying that he'll take on her daughter sibbling should the mother become pregnant again! He doesn't have a job.

9- My father: 78, ex-friar with the Catholic church. PhD in French Lit from the Sorbonne. Retired teacher. Had me (only child) when he was 51.
10- My mom: 55, retired flight attendant.
12- Me: 27, current (soon to be ex) military officer, out of a job next week, married, father of 2 (one 5 and on 3.5 months old)

Feel better? [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 04-25-2002, 12:37 AM: Message edited by: Ryanamur ]

No, you didn't threaten me! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Your wife's family sounds as mastered in the art of violence and head games as mine. I really feel for her. Give her extra hugs tonight and include one from me.
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I won't even start to list the atrocities LOL...I have 10 siblings, 6 of them half brothers and sisters that range from Satan worshippers to decent, loving folk...more of the 10 are bad than good...its just the ones that hang with my mom that have caused me the most grief, mainly because we four had the same father and my mother labeled him as the source of all the misery she ever suffered in her life (even though it was she who used and abused his love for her). Never did help me any to look like him (except to give me something to be thankful for). [img]smile.gif[/img] You think they'd take a hint from her kids who prefer not to have anything to do with her but she is a multi-millionaire via a state lottery now and they want a piece of the pie when she dies.
I am positive she is destined to outlive me...it'll keep me out of hell if I am not given the opportunity to dance on her grave and God knows I would...I just wouldn't be able to help myself. Even if she did go before me, I'd not take a cent of her money...its tainted with pure evil lol.
(I do have a full-blood-related younger brother that I get along fine with but even he gets wasted every now and then and calls the other two and tells them all my business...one of the reasons no one has my street address )