The Song thread. - Page 3

Jorath Calar · 10-14-2001, 06:16 PM

Cows with guns (with tabs an' all)

[Am]Fat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
[G]Cows aren't [Am]fun

[Am]They eat to grow, grow to die
Die to be et at the hamburger fry
[G]Cows well [Am]done

[Am]Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great cow guru
[G]Cows are [Am]one

[Am]He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
[G]Cow Tse [Am]Tongue

[Am]He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
[G]Cow dol[Am]drums

[Am]He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die
Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high

[G]Bad cow [Am]pun

[Am]But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
[G]Cows are [Am]bummed

[Am]He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
[G]Cows with [Am]guns

[Am]They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
[G]Cow well [Am]hung

[Am]Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
[G]Run cows [Am]run!

He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
We are free roving bovines, we run free today

We will [F]fight for bovine [C]freedom
And [E]hold our large heads [Am]high
We will [F]run free with the [C]Buffalo, or [E]die
Cows with [Am]guns

[Am]They crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
[G]Cows have [Am]fun

[Am]Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
[G]Much cow [Am]dung

Black smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way

We will [F]fight for bovine [C]freedom
And [E]hold our large heads [Am]high
We will [F]run free with the [C]Buffalo, or [E]die
Cows with [Am]guns

[Am]The President said "enough is enough
These uppity cattle, its time to get tough"
[G]Cow dung [Am]flung

[Am]The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
[G]Cows on [Am]buns

[Am]The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They mooed their last moos,
they chewed their last hay
[G]Cows out[Am]gunned

The order was given to turn cows to whoppers

Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers
Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers

We will [F]fight for bovine [C]freedom
And [E]hold our large heads [Am]high
We will [F]run free with the [C]Buffalo, or [E]die

Cows with [Am]guns

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"When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side."
- Bill Hicks

Lioness · 10-14-2001, 06:20 PM

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

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Lil' Angel

Sword Saint and Enchantress of the HADB Clan
The Lady Lioness of Castle Kerhelm
Waitress at Cloudy's Cafe and the Promised Land
Official Restrainer of Table Dancers
PeaceKeeping Force, Intelligence Division
Emerald Dragoness of DOTW

Neb · 10-14-2001, 06:22 PM

I always knew there was something scary about cows.

(X****x**zy***qw*ing ***fv*d*p*ed flood-control!)

Tiamat · 10-14-2001, 06:29 PM

Subway eat fresh!

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I am Tiamat!
Honerary Executioner Of TLFB
Lietenant of SSj4 Sephiroth of the HADB
Leader of the DOTW

Tiamat · 10-14-2001, 08:05 PM

The say no to fake shakes song......

Say...... Noo.... To..... Fake..... Shakes.......... oH...... say no to fake shakkkkkess! END!

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I am Tiamat!
Honerary Executioner Of TLFB
Lietenant of SSj4 Sephiroth of the HADB
Leader of the DOTW

10-14-2001, 08:33 PM

This is a song we sang a very long time ago:

De profundis clamavi ad te Domine,
Domine ex audi vocem meam

Fiant aures tue intedentes
in vocem deprecationes mea

Si iniquites observaveres, quis sustinebit?

I'll skip to the end...

...et in seculae, seculorum amen.

Hope you enjoyed my song.

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"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
-Robert McCloskey

Token lackwit of HADB
Sycophant to the Wolf of Azure Hue
Long lost brother of DragonMage
Bearer of a work of art created by Sazerac[/list]
[This message has been edited by H. Sedai (edited 10-14-2001).]

10-15-2001, 09:10 AM

Once again, I placed the "kiss of death upon a thread". I'm starting to get a complex here.

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"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
-Robert McCloskey

Token lackwit of HADB
Sycophant to the Wolf of Azure Hue
Long lost brother of DragonMage
Bearer of a work of art created by Sazerac[/list]

DragonMage · 10-15-2001, 09:36 AM

Don't feel bad, dear. Happens to me sometimes, too. I have a tendency to see a thread and post to it after the initial participants have tired of it.

btw: Mare's eat oats and does eat oats
And little lamb's eat ivy....

*Chanson pour le petit enfant, chanson pour tout le mont* (sp?)
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Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness

Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

[This message has been edited by DragonMage (edited 10-15-2001).]

Neb · 10-15-2001, 09:41 AM

To spam and avatars!

For great spamness!

Someone set us up the threadkiller!

Launch every Post.

We get reply.

Main forum turn on.

How are you spammers?

You have no chance to spam make your time.

All your post are belong to Ziroc.

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Wielder of the ancient Lawyer spells.
Member of the HADB clan.

Ally of the Fluffy Queen and the Dreaded Red Fluffy
General of the highest class and Leader of in the IW Peacekeeping Force.
ORT member, Official Demander of Stuff.
Sorcerer of Lady Lioness's Court.

Resident IW saint.
2nd place in the longest sig of IW contest 2001.
The sorcerer/assasin who says: Ecky-Ecky-Ecky-Ptang-Zoom-Boing.
Guardian of a Secret that noone else knows of.

"If Silence is golden, why does everyone talk so much?"

DragonMage · 10-15-2001, 09:44 AM

FREEDOM!

Oh! Wrong thread!

Sorry!

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Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness

Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

10-14-2001, 08:33 PM	#26
H. Sedai Guest Posts: n/a	This is a song we sang a very long time ago: De profundis clamavi ad te Domine, Domine ex audi vocem meam Fiant aures tue intedentes in vocem deprecationes mea Si iniquites observaveres, quis sustinebit? I'll skip to the end... ...et in seculae, seculorum amen. Hope you enjoyed my song. ------------------ "I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." -Robert McCloskey Token lackwit of HADB Sycophant to the Wolf of Azure Hue Long lost brother of DragonMage Bearer of a work of art created by Sazerac[/list] [This message has been edited by H. Sedai (edited 10-14-2001).]

10-15-2001, 09:10 AM	#27
H. Sedai Guest Posts: n/a	Once again, I placed the "kiss of death upon a thread". I'm starting to get a complex here. ------------------ "I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." -Robert McCloskey Token lackwit of HADB Sycophant to the Wolf of Azure Hue Long lost brother of DragonMage Bearer of a work of art created by Sazerac[/list]

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10-14-2001, 06:16 PM	#21
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	Cows with guns (with tabs an' all) [Am]Fat and docile, big and dumb They look so stupid, they aren't much fun [G]Cows aren't [Am]fun [Am]They eat to grow, grow to die Die to be et at the hamburger fry [G]Cows well [Am]done [Am]Nobody thunk it, nobody knew No one imagined the great cow guru [G]Cows are [Am]one [Am]He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal [G]Cow Tse [Am]Tongue [Am]He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd [G]Cow dol[Am]drums [Am]He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high [G]Bad cow [Am]pun [Am]But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate [G]Cows are [Am]bummed [Am]He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy No one suspected he was packing an Uzi [G]Cows with [Am]guns [Am]They came with a needle to stick in his thigh He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye [G]Cow well [Am]hung [Am]Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor [G]Run cows [Am]run! He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay We are free roving bovines, we run free today We will [F]fight for bovine [C]freedom And [E]hold our large heads [Am]high We will [F]run free with the [C]Buffalo, or [E]die Cows with [Am]guns [Am]They crashed the gate in a great stampede Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed [G]Cows have [Am]fun [Am]Sixty police cars were piled in a heap Covered in cow pies, covered up deep [G]Much cow [Am]dung Black smoke rising, darkening the day Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way We will [F]fight for bovine [C]freedom And [E]hold our large heads [Am]high We will [F]run free with the [C]Buffalo, or [E]die Cows with [Am]guns [Am]The President said "enough is enough These uppity cattle, its time to get tough" [G]Cow dung [Am]flung [Am]The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef [G]Cows on [Am]buns [Am]The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed They mooed their last moos, they chewed their last hay [G]Cows out[Am]gunned The order was given to turn cows to whoppers Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers We will [F]fight for bovine [C]freedom And [E]hold our large heads [Am]high We will [F]run free with the [C]Buffalo, or [E]die Cows with [Am]guns ------------------ "When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side." - Bill Hicks

10-14-2001, 06:20 PM	#22
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 36 Posts: 5,837	ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! ------------------ Lil' Angel Sword Saint and Enchantress of the HADB Clan The Lady Lioness of Castle Kerhelm Waitress at Cloudy's Cafe and the Promised Land Official Restrainer of Table Dancers PeaceKeeping Force, Intelligence Division Emerald Dragoness of DOTW

10-14-2001, 06:22 PM	#23
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 38 Posts: 8,802	I always knew there was something scary about cows. (X**xzy**qwing **fvdped flood-control!)

10-14-2001, 06:29 PM	#24
Tiamat Banned User Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: In Abyss Posts: 1,181	Subway eat fresh! ------------------ I am Tiamat! Honerary Executioner Of TLFB Lietenant of SSj4 Sephiroth of the HADB Leader of the DOTW

10-14-2001, 08:05 PM	#25
Tiamat Banned User Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: In Abyss Posts: 1,181	The say no to fake shakes song...... Say...... Noo.... To..... Fake..... Shakes.......... oH...... say no to fake shakkkkkess! END! ------------------ I am Tiamat! Honerary Executioner Of TLFB Lietenant of SSj4 Sephiroth of the HADB Leader of the DOTW

10-15-2001, 09:36 AM	#28
DragonMage 20th Level Warrior Join Date: September 6, 2001 Location: The lighter side of life, a.k.a. Newnan, Georgia Age: 55 Posts: 2,767	Don't feel bad, dear. Happens to me sometimes, too. I have a tendency to see a thread and post to it after the initial participants have tired of it. btw: Mare's eat oats and does eat oats And little lamb's eat ivy.... Chanson pour le petit enfant, chanson pour tout le mont (sp?) ------------------ Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan. Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever! Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW. Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT. Hopeless Romantic sigh [This message has been edited by DragonMage (edited 10-15-2001).]

10-15-2001, 09:41 AM	#29
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 38 Posts: 8,802	To spam and avatars! For great spamness! Someone set us up the threadkiller! Launch every Post. We get reply. Main forum turn on. How are you spammers? You have no chance to spam make your time. All your post are belong to Ziroc. ------------------ Wielder of the ancient Lawyer spells. Member of the HADB clan. Ally of the Fluffy Queen and the Dreaded Red Fluffy General of the highest class and Leader of in the IW Peacekeeping Force. ORT member, Official Demander of Stuff. Sorcerer of Lady Lioness's Court. Resident IW saint. 2nd place in the longest sig of IW contest 2001. The sorcerer/assasin who says: Ecky-Ecky-Ecky-Ptang-Zoom-Boing. Guardian of a Secret that noone else knows of. "If Silence is golden, why does everyone talk so much?"

10-15-2001, 09:44 AM	#30
DragonMage 20th Level Warrior Join Date: September 6, 2001 Location: The lighter side of life, a.k.a. Newnan, Georgia Age: 55 Posts: 2,767	FREEDOM! Oh! Wrong thread! Sorry! ------------------ Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan. Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever! Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW. Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT. Hopeless Romantic sigh

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