04-22-2005, 07:11 AM | #1 |
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A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did the thing. After post coital cigarette, the boy sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl. "Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."
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04-22-2005, 11:59 AM | #2 |
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I can imagine he will either get a slap. or be lonely after that. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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04-22-2005, 04:26 PM | #3 |
Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom
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Haha, that was a good one.
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04-22-2005, 06:21 PM | #4 |
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Going on a date with a prostitute... why didn't I think of that before...? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img]
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04-22-2005, 09:59 PM | #5 |
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hah nice one
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Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom
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04-23-2005, 03:54 AM | #7 |
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Knife + my back = ouch
Now that was a good comeback, did you work on the original Monkey Island game or something... [img]smile.gif[/img] [ 04-23-2005, 05:10 AM: Message edited by: Jorath Calar ] |
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