04-12-2003, 12:36 PM | #1 |
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I posted this before, but I think nobody saw it.
Here are some letters from kids to God. I hope noone will be offended (I am a catholic as well). After all it's just kids and they really think what they wrote: Dear GOD, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have? --Amy Dear GOD. Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. --Larry Dear GOD. If you watch me in Church Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes. --Mickey Dear GOD, I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. --Nan Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? --Jane Dear GOD, I read the Bible. What does "begat" mean? Nobody will tell me. Love Alison Dear GOD, Are You really invisible or is it just a trick? --Lucy Dear GOD, Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? --Anita Dear GOD, Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? --Norma Dear GOD, Who draws the lines around the countries? --Jan Dear GOD, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in Church. Is that okay? --Neal Dear GOD, What does it mean, You are a Jealous GOD? I thought You had everything. -- Jane Dear GOD, Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? because if You did, then I'm going to fix my brother. --Darla Dear GOD, Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. --Joyce Dear GOD, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend, (But I am not going to tell You who I am.) Dear GOD, Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest. --Tom L. Dear GOD, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. --Bruce Dear GOD, If we come back as something--Please don't let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her. --Denise. Dear GOD, If You give me a genie like Aladdin, I will give You anything You want, except my money or my chess set. --Raphael Dear GOD, My brother is a rat !! You should give him a tail. Ha! Ha! --Danny Dear GOD, I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over. --Tom Dear GOD, You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways. --Dean Dear GOD, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions. --Ruth M. Dear GOD, I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying. --Elliott Dear GOD, Of all the people who work for You I like Noah and David the best. --Rob Dear GOD, My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. He's just kidding, isn't he? --Marsha Dear GOD, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible. -- Love Chris Dear GOD, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You did it. So I bet he stole your idea. --Sincerely, Donna Dear GOD, The bad people laughed at Noah- "You made an ark on dry land you fool." But he was smart, he stuck with You. That's what I would do. --Eddie Dear GOD, I do not think anybody could be a better GOD. Well I just want You to know but I am not just saying that because You are GOD already. --Charles. Dear GOD, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool. --Eugene
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04-12-2003, 12:42 PM | #2 |
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Cute tikes [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
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04-12-2003, 12:53 PM | #3 |
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nice [img]smile.gif[/img] i like the last one
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04-12-2003, 03:00 PM | #4 |
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hehe, some of them is quite remarkable.
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04-12-2003, 06:20 PM | #5 |
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how nice innocent and sweet. sometimes i wish i could think like that again [img]smile.gif[/img]
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04-13-2003, 08:28 AM | #6 |
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Awwww that's sweet! Particularly liked the last one - and the one about Cain and Abel
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04-13-2003, 09:47 AM | #7 |
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That sort of innocence is just down-right amazing.
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04-14-2003, 11:25 AM | #8 |
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These always make me laugh. My favorite is the one about the giraffe. I also like the little girl who was thankful for the baby brother - but had really wanted a puppy. [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] That makes me LOL everytime I read it.
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04-14-2003, 11:35 AM | #9 |
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Just a couple from my own niece recently (3 years old).
Ellie: Mummy, I wan't to speak to Nanny on the telephone. Mum: You can't do that darling Ellie: Why - hasn't Grandad got a phone in heaven. Mum: If Grandad was alive today this would be his birthday Ellie: Oh no! How will we give him his birthday card? Mum: I don't know darling. Ellie: I know, I'll throw it out of the window and it might float up to him in heaven. [ 04-14-2003, 11:39 AM: Message edited by: Donut ]
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04-14-2003, 01:24 PM | #10 |
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Those are funny ones, FFE. I do like the Cain and Abel and their own rooms one...LOL!
Donut, your niece sounds precious!
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