Life is tough, it's tougher when you're stupid! - Page 2

Jorath Calar · 04-28-2004, 11:45 PM

I love those, specially the last one and #2

And I have one more... [img]smile.gif[/img]

I worked in a pub once, it was on 2 floors, with a dancing floor on the second. A guy came up to me and pointed at the stairs (only stairs in the building I mind you), "Are these the stairs up?"

I admit he was a bit drunk but damn it... what was he seeing? Not like its hard to see if a stair goes up or down... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Kakero · 04-28-2004, 11:47 PM

haha! kinda remind me of certain people.

Harkoliar · 04-29-2004, 02:12 AM

Quote:

> ># FOUR
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> >I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you
>
> >need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced
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> >the battery to this remote door unlocked. Now I can't get into my car.
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> >Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have
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> >a
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> >battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I
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> >asked. "No, ju! st! this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and
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> >the
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> >car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I
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> >replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries.
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> >It's a long walk."

hillarious!

Bahamut · 04-29-2004, 04:10 AM

uhh... my IQ just dropped...

Nickzilla · 04-29-2004, 04:38 AM

They CANNOT be real.

04-29-2004, 04:10 AM	#14
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04-28-2004, 11:45 PM	#11
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	I love those, specially the last one and #2 And I have one more... [img]smile.gif[/img] I worked in a pub once, it was on 2 floors, with a dancing floor on the second. A guy came up to me and pointed at the stairs (only stairs in the building I mind you), "Are these the stairs up?" I admit he was a bit drunk but damn it... what was he seeing? Not like its hard to see if a stair goes up or down... [img]smile.gif[/img]

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Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	haha! kinda remind me of certain people.

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