04-05-2004, 06:24 PM | #1 |
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ABBOT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den, and I'm thinking about buying a computer. ABBOT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the names Lou. ABBOT: Your computer? COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOT: Mac? COSTELLO: I told you, my names Lou. ABBOT: What about Windows? COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here? ABBOT: Do you want a computer with windows? COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look in the windows? ABBOT: Wallpaper. COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software. ABBOT: Software for windows? COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got? ABBOT: Office. COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? ABBOT: I just did. COSTELLO: You just did what? ABBOT: Recommend something. COSTELLO: You recommended something? ABBOT: Yes. COSTELLO: For my office? ABBOT: Yes COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office? ABBOT: Office. COSTELLO: Yes, for my office! ABBOT: I recommend office with windows. COSTELLO: I already have an office and it has windows! OK, lets just say, I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need? ABBOT: word. COSTELLO: what word? ABBOT: word in office. COSTELLO: the only word in office is office. ABBOT: the word in office for windows. COSTELLO: which word in office for windows? ABBOT: the word you get when you click the blue W COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue W if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet? ABBOT: yes, you want real one. COSTELLO: maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need! ABBOT: real one. COSTELLO: if its a long movie I also want to see reel 2,3&4. can I watch them? ABBOT: of course. COSTELLO: great, with what? ABBOT: real one. COSTELLO; OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do? ABBOT: you click the blue 1 COSTELLO: I click the blue one what? ABBOT: the blue 1. COSTELLO: is that different from the blue w? ABBOT: the blue 1 is Real one and the blue w is word. COSTELLO: what word? ABBOT: the word in office for windows. COSTELLO: but there's three words in office for windows! ABBOT: no, just one. But its the most popular word in the world. COSTELLO: it is? ABBOT: yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other words out there. COSTELLO: and that word is real one? ABBOT: real one has nothing to do with word. real one isn't even part of office. COSTELLO: stop! Don't start that again. what about financial bookkeeping you have anything I can track my money with? ABBOT: money. COSTELLO: that's right. What do you have? ABBOT: money. COSTELLO: I need money to track my money? ABBOT: it comes bundled with your computer. COSTELLO: what's bundled to my computer? ABBOT: money COSTELLO: money comes with my computer? ABBOT: yes. no extra charge. COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much? ABBOT: one copy COSTELLO: isn't it illegal to copy money? ABBOT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy money. COSTELLO: they can give you a license to copy money? ABBOT: why not, they own it.
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04-05-2004, 07:18 PM | #2 |
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I can do nothing but shake my head at that one....
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04-05-2004, 11:41 PM | #3 |
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A baseball bat can easily fix things. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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04-06-2004, 06:10 AM | #4 |
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LOLOL!! XD Damn, that had me laughing so hard...thanks for that! Great way to start my day!
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04-06-2004, 10:13 PM | #5 |
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Lol...I used to watch all of the old Abbott and Costello flicks when I was little. I can just imagine them alive today doing that skit.
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04-07-2004, 01:09 PM | #6 |
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That was hilarious. I loved it.
[ 04-07-2004, 01:10 PM: Message edited by: Cerek the Barbaric ]
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