06-24-2001, 11:52 PM | #1 |
Ninja Storm Shadow
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A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read. One morning
the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap. Although she wasn't familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat. She rowed out a short distance, anchored, and returned to reading her book. Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside her and said, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading my book," she replied..... as she thought to herself, "isn't it obvious?" "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her. "But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?" "Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in an write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," snapped the irate woman. "But, I haven't even touched you," groused the sheriff. "Yes, that's true, she replied,"but you do have all the equipment." MORAL: Never argue with a woman who knows how to read. It's likely she can also think. Man am I in trouble the Lady Genie (my wife for newbies) is an avid reader ------------------ "the memories of a man in his old age, are deeds of a man in his prime" |
06-25-2001, 01:50 AM | #2 |
The Magister
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Great. I would show this to my husband, but he learned years ago not to argue with me.
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06-25-2001, 02:43 PM | #3 |
Jack Burton
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is great!! P.S. and as you all know, I frequent the book forum, so don't argue with me! (yes, that includes you, Lavindathar ) ------------------ Official teaser and ranger of the HADB Clan "Evil round every corner...careful not to step in any."-Minsc "Gimme a sword, I'll win this war for you!"-Mad Martigan [This message has been edited by Lioness (edited 06-25-2001).] |
06-25-2001, 04:01 PM | #4 | |
Quintesson
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06-25-2001, 06:36 PM | #5 |
Jack Burton
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I read the topics, I just don't reply that often. On the showing off side, I read the Lord of the Rings, by myself, and wrote a book report on it in 2nd grade! So there!
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06-25-2001, 06:48 PM | #6 | |
Dracolisk
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06-25-2001, 06:54 PM | #7 |
Jack Burton
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In 2nd grade?!?!
ok, let's not turn this into a flaming thread. I was just pointing out that I do read, a lot, and good books, too, ok? ------------------ Official teaser and ranger of the HADB Clan "Evil round every corner...careful not to step in any."-Minsc "Gimme a sword, I'll win this war for you!"-Mad Martigan |
06-25-2001, 07:02 PM | #8 |
Baaz Draconian
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I appologise in advance, but it's late and I couldn't resist.
*Swankyly walks in looking particuarly smug* 'smart woman' surely that's an oxymoron. *Ducks and has to leave quickly as any women within a 5 mile vicinity chucks a book in his direction. Particuarly well aimed is a very nice leather bound copy of Ulysees from Melusine, and the three books from LOTR all in hard back thrown by Lioness* Sorry, I will now go and flog myself with the nearest flogging device I can find. |
06-25-2001, 07:05 PM | #9 | |
Jack Burton
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------------------ Official teaser and ranger of the HADB Clan "Evil round every corner...careful not to step in any."-Minsc "Gimme a sword, I'll win this war for you!"-Mad Martigan |
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06-25-2001, 07:07 PM | #10 | |
Zhentarim Guard
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Thanks for the funny!
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