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06-18-2001, 08:41 PM
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What about Virginia, if you get caught haveing ...ummmm pg17 here...
. . . . . . . . .Oral sex between anyone..its against the law??? |
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06-18-2001, 08:43 PM
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Baaz Draconian
 Join Date: April 8, 2001
Location: Nottingham, UK
Age: 44
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I think people should look here. Some of these are worse than this one.
Here are a sample from Alabama; It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes may not be played on Sunday. It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death. Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. Bear wrestling matches are prohibited. [This message has been edited by Staralfur (edited 06-18-2001).] |
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06-18-2001, 09:02 PM
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Red Dragon
 Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Cologne, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany
Age: 52
Posts: 1,517
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Apparently my English does not function properly today. I will go to have it fixed, then return to read this again.
 ------------------ So long ! R³ - new, much improved signature under construction !  [This message has been edited by Ramon de Ramon y Ramon (edited 06-18-2001).] |
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06-18-2001, 10:13 PM
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Silver Dragon
  Join Date: March 4, 2001
Location: Knoxville, TN USA
Age: 60
Posts: 1,641
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Here's one for Slackerboy. Mister, you are in trouble here! Nashville Males may not be sexually aroused in public Slacker go ahead and turn yourself in!!!  ------------------ Sir Taliesin  If they take my gun can I still use my Axe? |
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06-18-2001, 10:38 PM
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Beholder
 Join Date: May 4, 2001
Location: The Outside Looking In
Age: 37
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do yourself a favor: stay out of oklahoma. mass insanity can be handled by anyone after time, but mass idiocy cannot be taken at all! i believe Oklahoma would like to challenge Alabama for the most backward state in the country.
------------------ I'll kidnap ya fer 100, reprogram ya fer 300, and kill ya fer 500! Oh come one! I'll throw in the killin' fer 250! |
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06-19-2001, 01:22 AM
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Horus - Egyptian Sky God
 Join Date: April 10, 2001
Location: Tacoma, WA, U.S.A.
Age: 39
Posts: 2,615
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Wheres john d harris our alabama maaaaaaaaaaan?
------------------  BOW TO THE BISCUIT KING AND HIS THRONE OF SCONE!!! |
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06-19-2001, 01:29 AM
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Horus - Egyptian Sky God
Join Date: April 10, 2001
Location: Tacoma, WA, U.S.A.
Age: 39
Posts: 2,615
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"Alabama Man" the TV commercial
Announcer: Hey, kids! Do you like Chinpoko Mon? Well, then you're gonna' love: Alabama Man! Singer: Alabama Man! He's quick, he's strong, he's action!! Announcer: You can take Alabama Man to the bowling alley where he drinks heavily and chews tobacco. Kid #1: Wow! He can bowl! Singer: He'll bowl, and drink, and drink some more: Alabama Man!! Announcer: When wife asks him where he's been, just use the action button and Alabama Man busts her lip open! Kid #2: Shut up, bitch!! Singer: He beats his wife and sleeps it off: Alabama Man! Kids: I wanna' be just like Alabama Man! Announcer: Alabama Man comes with everything you see here. Wife sold seperately. Kid #2: I thought I told you to shut up! Announcer: Not all people from Alabama are wife beaters. ------------------ BOW TO THE BISCUIT KING AND HIS THRONE OF SCONE!!! [This message has been edited by caleb (edited 06-19-2001).] |
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06-19-2001, 01:31 AM
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Ninja Storm Shadow
 Join Date: March 27, 2001
Location: Northport,Alabama, USA
Age: 62
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06-19-2001, 01:49 AM
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The Magister
 Join Date: May 9, 2001
Location: mile high city, US
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While Alabama might be the most backward state, I think it has some competition. My aunt live in Georgia - not just Georgia but rural Georgia. She has some fascinating stories to tell. Two of her neighbors have shot people - in their own families. In both cases, the injuries were not serious, but still... One man shot his father when they were having an argument. The other man shot his wife and the man with whom he caught her. The local sheriff was very apologetic about having to haul him into jail for the night.
If not competition, Alabama at least has some company. ------------------ Nid yw'r hoff o lyfr yn fyr o gyfaill. |
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06-19-2001, 08:12 AM
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Red Wizard of Thay
 Join Date: March 20, 2001
Location: Lincoln, Nebraska USA
Age: 63
Posts: 893
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My introduction to Alabama was while in the military. I was walking to a movie house and a charming fellow threw a bottle at me while he was driving along at 60mph. Hit me it the back of the leg and knocked me flat. He of course was not man enough to come back. Though he did stop while I got up, and flew me the bird.
I do understand that not everyone is like that there though. But you will understand any ire I have concerning the state comes from that. Reeka you are certainly a wonderful example of the good folks there. ------------------ 
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