Ironworks the movieIII

[Dreamer128]

Dreamer: Good morning everyone, ready to shoot a movie?
Yorick: Yeah, but are you alright? You sound a bit funny!
Dreamer: Oh, I´m perfecly fine. Just a nasty cold.
Yorick: Oh, ok. Lets get started then.
Dreamer: Great, camera?
Yorick: Wait a sec, ok check.
Dreamer: Lights?
Adam: Check!
Dreamer Narrator?
Magick: Check!
Dreamer: Ok then, *hands Magick a new script.
Magick: What is this?
Dreamer: I made some..minor changes in the script.
Magick: You expect me to read this?!
Dreamer: Hey! I´m not paying you to comment on the text!
Magick: Your not paying me at all!
Dreamer: Details, details, just do it!!
Magick: Very well then.
Dreamer: Finaly
Magick: Ahem,
It was a time of great darkness, it seemed that all hope was lost for Ironworks. But then, one hero stood up to face the Tyrants! He´s name was Konfuzed and Zany!
fearlessly, he cut through the ranks of evil, and of course all the girls loved him too!!!
And when he....

Yorick: Wait a sec, what kind of a script is it?
*Door opens
Dreamer(2): Good moring everyone, sorry I´m late but someone stole my cable modem and cut the telephone lines!
Adam: Huh, two Dreamers?!
Dreamer:*Rips off mask, Al right! I confess! Its me, Zany!!!
Magick: I knew it!
Zany: I´m done playing the loser in every movie, this time I want to be the hero!
Dreamer: But of course! I was planning on making you the hero all along!
Zany: Really?
Dreamer: Of course! Just sit down, no on the red chair, and we´ll hand you your lines in a second.
Zany: Cool! *sits down
Dreamer: Now!
Yorick: *Presses eject button.
Zany: Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhh...........i´ll. ....be......back.....
Dreamer: Good riddance!
Magick: Indeed! Back to the old script?
Dreamer: Yep
Adam: Hey guys, turn on the television!

CNN:.....Nassa last sighted the object that left the atmosfere four minuts agow when it pasted Jupiter, military analists speculate that....*click

Dreamer: Uh, what setting was that chair on again?
Yorick: Never mind, can we get started now?
Dreamer: Your right, Camera?
Yorick: Check!
Dreamer: Lights?
Adam: Check!
Dreamer Narrator?
Magick: Check!
Dreamer: Ok, Ironworks the movie: Prologue, take1.
Magik:


Nestled across the boards that rise from the Ironworks, the dungeoncraft board is an imposing citadel of knowladge Its secluded, highly regimented and it is home. Deep among these sacred halls of knowledge, Azure´s story begins. He has spend most of his 19 years of life studying in the dungeoncraft´s great library. His foster father 250 raised him on a thousand story´s of spammers and flamers, battles and tragedies, lovers and infidels. One story however, was always left untold. The one of his true heritige
This morning, 250 seems even more agitated then normal. He has called for Azure and asked him to prepare for a great journey. We now find Azure outside the dungeoncraft Inn, preparing to buy whatever suplies he needs.

Mouse: Oy! If it isnt me friend Azure, what can I do for ye today?
Azure: I need to buy some weapons Mouse, what do you have?
Mouse: Well, what are you up against?
Azure: I dunno, 250 hasnt told me much. But we´ll probably face some really evil monsters out there!
Mouse: Let me see... how about this long sword?
Azure: No, I said EVIL monsters.
Mouse: Ok then, how about this chaingun?
Azure: *Sigh, I meant REALLY EVIL monsters!
Mouse: Ok then, what do you think of this portable Nuke launcher?
Azure: No, REALLY, REALLY EVIL monsters.
Mouse. Can you stop doing that?
Azure: Do what?
Mouse: That!
Azure: What?
Mouse: That!
Azure: Huh?
Mouse: Yes!
Azure: But...
Mouse:What?
Azure: But that...
Mouse: What that?
Azure: That that!
Mouse: Argh!
Azure: Ok, never mind.
Mouse: What kind?
Azure: No, on my mind.
Mouse: JUST SHUT UP!
Azure: Oh, ok.
Mouse: Thanks alot, how about this magical wand of pretty colours and nice music to distract any evil monsters you might run into!
Azure: What does it do?
Mouse: Uh, uh...
Azure: I´ take it!
Mouse: Fine, that´ll be 3000 posts, want me to wrap it for you?
Azure: But I only have 10 posts!
Mouse: grrr, then I suggest you go with this long sword. Now get lost, there are other paying customers looking this way.

A few minuts later, outside the Dungeonkeep inn:
Azure: What a rude fellow!
Suspisious looking character: *Italian accent: Exuse me, are you by any chance Mr Azure. The stepson of 250?
Azure: Yes, that would be me. Why?
Suspisious looking character: *Aims his crossbow at Azure. Sorry friend, but I´m here to kill you!
Azure: I see, but I suggest you step aside first, lest you´ll be crushed by that herd of panicing elephants that is comming this way.
Suspisious looking character: Yeah right, you don´t honestly expect me to fall for that one. What is that noice anywa...
Lioness: Oh dear, ol´mouse will be so angry that I accidently released his intire herde of strange beasts. I just wanted to know what those funny noices in the barn where, I swear!
Azure: Its ok little one, you may just have saved my live!
Lioness: Really? Cool! What is that flat thing on the ground anyway?
Azure: Never mind, just call in the cleaning crew.
Lioness: Yes Sirrrrrr, right away! In fact, i´m already gone! Oh and by the way, 250 is looking for you. He is at the Library.
Azure: Thanks, cya later.
Lioness: Bye!

A few minuts later, in front of the Library.

Azure: Father!
250: Oh Azure, I am glad I have found you!
Azure: I need to discus an incident with you!
250: You found out? Listen, I was young and needed the money but I...
Azure: Not THAT incident, I was just attacked by an assasin!
250: What! Then the enemy is moving faster then I thought! We must leave at once!
Azure: But what is going on here father?
250: All will be explained to you when the time is there, we first need to get out of here.

At the gate:
Listen carefully: Should we ever become seperated it is imperative that you make your way to Cloudy´s Cafe, there you will meet Attalus and Galadria. They have long been my friends and you can trust them!

Magick: And so Azure and 250 left the Dungeoncraft board, but about a mile down the road a masked figure followed by a woman and two ogres show up:

250: Hold! We are in an ambush!
Masked figure: So we meet again 250! You know why I am here. Hand over your ward and no one will get hurt!
250: You are a fool if you think I just your benovolene! Step aside and you and your lacky´s shall be unhurt.
Masked figur: I´m sorry that you feel that way old man! *Attacks

250: Run child! I´ll deal with these thugs!
250: Casts delete acount: Ogre
Ogre: Deleted
250: Casts delete acount: Ogre
Ogre: Deleted
250: Casts delete acount: Masked figure.
Masked figure: Save vs Spell
250: Casts transfer acount: Unknown woman
Unknown Woman: Transfered to general discusion.
Masked figure: Did 15 damage to 250.
250: Casts backspace on masked figure.
Masked figure: 14damage.
Masked figure: Attacks 250.
250: 20damage
250: Dead
Masked figure: You got away this time Azure. But you have not yet heard the last of me!