04-25-2002, 02:54 PM | #1 |
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The Top 15 Signs the Movie You're Watching Contains Subliminal Messages
15> One minute you're watching "7 Years in Tibet", the next you've shaved your head and are selling flowers at the airport. 14> You find yourself wondering when David Arquette will do "Hamlet." 13> "~ Hmmm... I wonder if this L. Ron Hubbard guy has written any other books... ~" 12> The 40-year age difference between the leading man and his romance co-star seems perfectly natural. 11> The Orville Redenbacher and Coca-Cola product placement during the Last Supper doesn't strike you as weird. 10> You: The founder and president of "Women In Favor of More Paul Verhoeven Films." The movie that converted you to his cause? "Showgirls." 9> "~ You know, the older and larger Kirstie Alley gets, the better she looks. ~" 8> Not only are you suddenly thirsty for a refreshing icy-cold beverage, but you're also yearning to get hooked-up to a refreshing icy-cold E-meter. 7> "~ Must... buy... Jar Jar... action... figures... ~" 6> Every time he's on the screen, you have an uncontrollable impulse to punch Adam Sandler. Er, wait a minute... 5> Inexplicably, you decide you want to give all your money to a deceased hack sci-fi writer. 4> Two months later, you find yourself pregnant with Todd the Pimple-Faced Usher's love child. 3> Your beloved Pepsi suddenly tastes like ass. 2> You return to the X-rated movie theater an hour later, carrying your own Pine Sol. and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign the Movie You're Watching Contains Subliminal Messages... 1> As you leave the theater, the other patrons say, "Hey, it's the Chicken Man! Bawk for us again, Chicken Man!"
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04-25-2002, 02:56 PM | #2 |
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[img]smile.gif[/img] Good one Charean!!
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