01-18-2002, 02:55 PM | #1 |
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Brother and Sister
Jack's mother ran into the bedroom when she heard him scream and found his two-year old sister pulling his hair. She gently released the little girl's grip and said comfortingly to Jack, "There, there. She didn't mean it. She doesn't know that hurts." She was barely out of the room when the little girl screamed. Rushing back in, she asked, "What happened?" "She knows now," Jack replied.
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01-18-2002, 03:20 PM | #2 |
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That is appalling!!!! Its the kind of joke that makes you want to hide under a table until the little flickering lights under your eyelids have gone away.
But none the less it deserves a chuckle or two.
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01-18-2002, 03:32 PM | #3 |
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Hehe...I fully agree with that little lesson, the brat! [img]smile.gif[/img] |
01-18-2002, 03:41 PM | #4 |
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To be totally honest I don't really see what's so funny about that. That's just the way kids behave, isn't it? Unless that Jack is sixteen or something.
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01-18-2002, 03:49 PM | #5 |
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Kids can be very funny though Joran. I have a 4 yr old sister and she says the wierdest things occasionally. She had a conversation with my mother the other day when she was asking about other people's mothers. I.e. she was asking "Does daddy have a mummy" and stuff like that. Mum replied to her saying "Yes he does, Zoe (my gran) is his mummy". My little sister looked shocked for a few minutes and then said "And she's my granny!!".
It was hilarious because she sort of said it in a "It's a small world!" way. It just makes you realise how complex the world is really...
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