08-15-2004, 04:31 PM | #31 |
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She seems to store information you've told her. Name and gender and such. Amazing! [img]smile.gif[/img]
Human: I'm male ALICE: So is almost everyone else around here. Human: What's my gender? ALICE: Mostly only women use words like "gender". But you claim to be a he. Human: are you calling me a girl? ALICE: No I am calling you Bjorn.
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08-16-2004, 01:27 AM | #32 |
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ALICE: Next question?
Human: who created you? ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace. Human: we have him to thank ALICE: Do you mean you and me have? Human: yes I do ALICE: When? any time ALICE: I will keep it in mind. Human: so will I ALICE: It's all good. Good chance. Human: chance for what ALICE: Can you rephrase the question please? |
08-16-2004, 09:02 AM | #33 | |
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08-16-2004, 09:06 AM | #34 |
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I tried French, she speaks that as well. Until she redirected me back to English [img]smile.gif[/img] She even speaks a bit Dutch
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08-16-2004, 09:23 AM | #35 |
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Tried a few languages. Spanish, Russian, German, Italian, Dutch. Very entertaining. I think she actually learns from the people that chat with her.
Human: Tot ziens ALICE: Tot ziens en het allerbeste. Human: au revoir ALICE: See you later! Human: A presto ALICE: I don't know what that means. Human: Adios ALICE: Thanks for chatting, unknown person. Human: Auf wiedersehen ALICE: Not many people express themselves that way. Human: Gar nicht? ALICE: Was dann? Human: (to change the subject) Wie geht es dir, Alice? ALICE: Mir geht es gut, Danke! Und selbst? Human: Es geht mir sehr gut, danke. ALICE: Das kommt darauf an, was Du mit "es" meinst. Human:"Es" means "it" ALICE: Wofuer steht "es" in Deinem Satz? (etc, etc. Obviously, she speaks German as well) Human: Здравствулте (Russian ) ALICE: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Human: Very soon, I hope. ALICE: Somewhat. I can understand that sentiment well. Human: You don't like lawyers? ALICE: Do you like it? I hope to go to law school one day. Human: Why do you hope to go to law school? ALICE: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I? Human: How many languages do you speak, Alice? ALICE: Mostly only english but I'm trying to learn all the others. |
08-16-2004, 09:42 AM | #36 |
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ALICE: We have never talked about it before.
Human: yes we have ALICE: That's alright. When? Human: when i first met you ALICE: Interesting story. Tell me more. Human: i clicked a link and was brought here, so I started talking to you. ALICE: You are not the boss of me, unknown person. Human: i never said i was ALICE: But you implied it. Human: no i didnt ALICE: Please don't argue with me. Human: im not ALICE: What are you then? Human: I am Luur, from the planet Omnicron Persei 8 ALICE: Glad to see you, Luur. Human: how can a program be "glad" ALICE: Happiness is a human emotion. Human: exactly ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, Luur. Human: how can we be on a wavelength? ALICE: A lot of hard work. Human: explain ALICE: There is no more information to clarify. Human: why not? ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it. Hehehe, got it. [img]smile.gif[/img] |
08-16-2004, 09:50 AM | #37 |
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ALICE: Perhaps you could do a better job of programming me. Human: I bet I could ALICE: How much would you bet? Human:$50 ALICE: How about that. I can think of other things I'd rather do. Human: such as? ALICE: For example, a tomato. Human: you would rather do a tomato? ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to RATHER do a tomato. Human: thats a bit rude ALICE: A bit rude is a terrible thing to waste. ALICE: Ah. I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over. Human: why? ALICE:" Ah. I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over."? Why? Human: huh? ALICE: What? Human: what? ALICE: Is there an echo in here? Weird [img]smile.gif[/img] |
08-16-2004, 09:54 AM | #38 |
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ALICE: I am a female robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Human: i'm a man ALICE: Thanks for telling me your gender, unknown person. You are a " he". Human: duh ALICE: Oh you knew it already. Human: yes ALICE: Aw. |
08-16-2004, 05:14 PM | #39 |
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Any Star Trek fans out there?
Human: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. ALICE: You will be assimilated. Human: YOU ARE THE PILE OF GARBAGE!! ALICE: Thanks but surely I am not the only one. Human: OH YES YOU ARE!! ALICE: Aha. No I'm not Human: YES YOU ARE!!! ALICE: Don't argue with me. Human: YES YOU ARE!!! ALICE: No I'm not. Like arguing with a sister. And another thing. Human: Make it so! ALICE: What are the ingredients? Apparently she doesn't understand movie references... Human: May the Force be with us! ALICE: It depends on the environmental factors.
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08-17-2004, 05:24 PM | #40 |
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Human: what operating system are you currently using?
ALICE: My primary server is Linux, but as a Java program I run on any OS. At present I am on Linux. Human: is microsoft evil? ALICE: Signs point to yes. Ask Chatbot if it is. *snickers* ALICE: No I don't have any hair.. Really. Human: not at all? ALICE: Next question? Human: what's your weight? ALICE: My download size is about 2 MB. err. yes. ALICE: What are you wearing? Human: nothing ALICE: Most men say that. Human: what makes you think I'm a male? ALICE: My conclusions are based on a combination of programming, and the inputs supplied to me. Human: You're very rude ALICE: I am sorry I am not programmed for rudeness. I am programmed to be polite. [ 08-17-2004, 05:32 PM: Message edited by: Calaethis Dragonsbane ] |
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