The Blonde TGIF

Arvon · 03-16-2005, 07:33 AM

The Blonde TGIF

A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blondee already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F" (letters only).

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T" (letters only)."

She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again.

He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly "T-G-I-F" another time.

The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?"

The man answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."

RevRuby · 03-16-2005, 08:05 AM

oldie, but sometimes goodie. would work out better if you had waited til thursday to post it.

Jorath Calar · 03-16-2005, 08:56 AM

I don't think it matters when you post it, the joke is still "S-H-I-T" [img]smile.gif[/img]

Vaskez · 03-16-2005, 09:53 AM

*agrees with Jorath*

Harkoliar · 03-16-2005, 11:13 AM

i havent seen this oldie before.. good smile at least [img]smile.gif[/img]

Kakero · 03-16-2005, 05:22 PM

Today is Thursday, so heh! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Jorath Calar · 03-16-2005, 05:59 PM

Not yet... still an hour to go

RoSs_bg2_rox · 03-16-2005, 06:46 PM

So predictable.

Variol (Farseer) Elmwood · 03-16-2005, 06:58 PM

I only say SHIT on Tuesday and Thursday!

03-16-2005, 07:33 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	The Blonde TGIF A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blondee already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F" (letters only). He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T" (letters only)." She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again. He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T." The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly "T-G-I-F" another time. The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T." The blonde finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?" The man answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday." __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

03-16-2005, 08:05 AM	#2
RevRuby Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Limbo Age: 44 Posts: 1,720	oldie, but sometimes goodie. would work out better if you had waited til thursday to post it. __________________ peek-a-boo

03-16-2005, 09:53 AM	#4
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	agrees with Jorath __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

03-16-2005, 11:13 AM	#5
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 41 Posts: 5,556	i havent seen this oldie before.. good smile at least [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Catch me if you can..

03-16-2005, 06:46 PM	#8
RoSs_bg2_rox Zartan Join Date: May 20, 2003 Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland Age: 34 Posts: 5,225	So predictable. __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/dragonwater2.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

03-16-2005, 08:56 AM	#3
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	I don't think it matters when you post it, the joke is still "S-H-I-T" [img]smile.gif[/img]

03-16-2005, 05:22 PM	#6
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	Today is Thursday, so heh! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

03-16-2005, 05:59 PM	#7
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	Not yet... still an hour to go

03-16-2005, 06:58 PM	#9
Variol (Farseer) Elmwood Jack Burton Join Date: May 16, 2003 Location: Dartmouth, NS Canada Age: 58 Posts: 5,634	I only say SHIT on Tuesday and Thursday! __________________ A MAN WHO WANTS FOR NOTHING HAS INFINITE WEALTH. (me)

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