03-31-2003, 05:43 PM | #1 |
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A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel attached to his dick. The bartender asks, "What is THAT?"
The pirate replies, "Arr, it's a ship's wheel, and it's driving me nuts!"
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03-31-2003, 05:51 PM | #2 |
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Mmmm.... *Waits for TOS police.*
Certainly not a "joke for all." I've not seen you around before, Solitary. And you have - what - 8 posts. Not that post count is all there is, but is this how you introduce yourself to others all the time? Do you have a lonely existence? Have you considered a connection between the two? Just asking. [ 03-31-2003, 05:53 PM: Message edited by: Timber Loftis ] |
03-31-2003, 06:02 PM | #3 |
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I think this 'joke' is a bit heavy for this board.
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03-31-2003, 06:31 PM | #4 |
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Maybe you should replace the first part with "down his pants"..... That's how it's usually heard..
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03-31-2003, 07:05 PM | #5 |
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that was funny HA but still it's a little too dirty.
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03-31-2003, 08:22 PM | #6 |
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just tryin to have fun, im not trying to introduce myself to neone, its a freakin forum, and no, i dont have a lonely existance, if i did, i would actually care if i got banned from this forum, and i dont, this is a little heavy?? when u have this [img]graemlins/bonghit.gif[/img] i mean, come on
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I dont know about the [img]graemlins/bonghit.gif[/img] . But, I would say looking at that symbol is a little different than swearing. You may as well trust us on this, you have no choice anyway.
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Like it or not... agree with it or not... that's the way it is. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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03-31-2003, 09:18 PM | #9 |
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Besides, swearing just doesn't promote the family atmosphere here. While [img]graemlins/bonghit.gif[/img] ,being based in peace, love, and happiness, does.... man. [img]graemlins/hippysmile.gif[/img]
Look, we're coming down hard on you cause you're new and won't last long if you don't pick up the clue phone. You could just put "d*k" and it would have been a bit less rude, that's all. SomeGuy's suggestion of using "pants" was fine too. When we're pissed we write f* instead of the f-word around here. Thing of it this way: if your grandmother (or father, I hope) cusses in a restaurant he/she usually has the good sense to say it under his/her breath. Think of this restraint as the text equivalent of that. And chill out, we're not against you. And, we're not laughing at you. We're just laughing near you. [img]graemlins/kidding.gif[/img] [ 03-31-2003, 09:19 PM: Message edited by: Timber Loftis ] |
04-01-2003, 02:19 AM | #10 |
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SolitaryHacker - chill out, sample the general atmosphere here and then decide if our community is the sort of place you want to participate in. Read the "Rules and Regulations" for guidance. Contact me by PM if you like.
As for the rest of the participants on this thread, thanks for the effort in pointing out SH's error. I think all that needs to be said on this subject now has been so I'm closing this.
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