things your girl won't say

johnny · 07-12-2002, 05:10 PM

*are you sure you've had enough to drink ?
*that was one great fart, do another
*you're so sexy when you're hungover
*shouldn't you be at the bar with your buddies ?
*i've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house
*i'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping
*say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses
*no no, i'll take the car to have the oil changed
*your mother is better than mine
*our anniversery comes every year, you go drinking with the guys
*oh come on, what do you say we get a good porno movie, a rack of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy come over for a three-some
*damn, not the crummy mall again, come on, let's go to that new stripjoint
*i'll be outside painting the house
*honey, our new neighbor's daughter is out back sunbathing again, come see

FelixJaeger · 07-12-2002, 05:21 PM

cool i want a girl like that i want one i want one, where do you get them no wait i know where to get them.....
Felix

Loumistro · 07-12-2002, 06:02 PM

Well I know a couple of girls would say alot of those things and I have dated them. I guess I am lucky then.

Lioness · 07-12-2002, 06:22 PM

Oy! I love painting houses!

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

And watching football's better than the mall anyday, lol. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Loumistro · 07-12-2002, 06:23 PM

Ya I agree with you lioness only I am a guy. So I don't think that it counts.

Oh well

Lady Blue03 · 07-12-2002, 07:25 PM

Heh i agree with Nessy, drinking beer and watching the Broncos is better then the mall anyday

07-13-2002, 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:

*no no, i'll take the car to have the oil changed
*your mother is better than mine
*i'll be outside painting the house

Hey, I've said these lol!
But then I am a partially-educated mechanic who can change her own oil, who enjoys painting of any kind, and who has Satan's top Advisor as a "mother".

[ 07-13-2002, 05:14 PM: Message edited by: Moni ]

Kakero · 07-13-2002, 07:30 AM

Of course she never said those things to me, she don't speak english to me! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

johnny · 07-13-2002, 10:49 AM

In all honesty i have to say that there were a few more on that list, but if i'd post them here, i could get in trouble !

Bruce The Aussie · 07-13-2002, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lioness:
Oy! I love painting houses! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

And watching football's better than the mall anyday, lol. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

wow thats strange seeing as i'd rather be shopping than watching football. well i'm just a dainty fairy at heart ain't I [img]smile.gif[/img]

07-12-2002, 05:10 PM	#1
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	are you sure you've had enough to drink ? that was one great fart, do another you're so sexy when you're hungover shouldn't you be at the bar with your buddies ? i've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house i'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses no no, i'll take the car to have the oil changed your mother is better than mine our anniversery comes every year, you go drinking with the guys oh come on, what do you say we get a good porno movie, a rack of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy come over for a three-some damn, not the crummy mall again, come on, let's go to that new stripjoint i'll be outside painting the house honey, our new neighbor's daughter is out back sunbathing again, come see __________________

07-12-2002, 06:02 PM	#3
Loumistro Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: May 25, 2001 Location: Monticello, IL, USA Age: 37 Posts: 630	Well I know a couple of girls would say alot of those things and I have dated them. I guess I am lucky then. __________________ In Choas We Find Life

07-12-2002, 06:22 PM	#4
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 36 Posts: 5,837	Oy! I love painting houses! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] And watching football's better than the mall anyday, lol. [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"ubb/noncgi/smiles/lioness1.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /> <br /><br />Premier Waitress/Smacker of Cloudy\'s Cafe<br /><br />\"the only people for me are the mad ones...\"

07-12-2002, 07:25 PM	#6
Lady Blue03 Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 18, 2002 Age: 38 Posts: 4,557	Heh i agree with Nessy, drinking beer and watching the Broncos is better then the mall anyday __________________ Yep I'm still lurking!

07-13-2002, 10:49 AM	#9
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	In all honesty i have to say that there were a few more on that list, but if i'd post them here, i could get in trouble ! __________________

07-12-2002, 05:21 PM	#2
FelixJaeger Symbol of Cyric Join Date: May 26, 2002 Location: The Cloudy Town Of Hellview Age: 36 Posts: 1,202	cool i want a girl like that i want one i want one, where do you get them no wait i know where to get them..... Felix

07-12-2002, 06:23 PM	#5
Loumistro Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: May 25, 2001 Location: Monticello, IL, USA Age: 37 Posts: 630	Ya I agree with you lioness only I am a guy. So I don't think that it counts. Oh well

07-13-2002, 07:30 AM	#8
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	Of course she never said those things to me, she don't speak english to me! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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