11-14-2003, 04:21 AM | #1 |
Jack Burton
Join Date: March 21, 2001
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i got this from one of the forums i go to. anywayz there were several but i got the most decent and the funny jokes there
here it is: Ever spoken and wished that you could take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are a few people who do.... This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any....a true story...We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard! My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget. A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear, "PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word "Tampax" for "THUMBTACKS." In a business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom. "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?" note: if the mods find this too offensive, do delete this thread
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11-14-2003, 07:43 AM | #2 |
Symbol of Cyric
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i think i've seen the first one on a blooper show or something, still good though. The last one made ma laugh out loud, very good
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11-14-2003, 11:01 AM | #3 |
Gold Dragon
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OMG! THis stuff could easily come straight out of the Me, Myself & Irene movie, LoL! Hey Hark: those who get these stories are old enough and those who don't shouldn't be reading it in the first place
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Jack Burton
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11-15-2003, 04:38 AM | #5 |
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Good stuff harks! [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]
But if this site is pg12/13 then that should easily pass. Most kids that age know a lot of worse jokes [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img]
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11-16-2003, 05:01 PM | #6 |
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ROFLMAO! Good ones!
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