09-13-2003, 12:52 PM | #1 |
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The Butcher's Bet
A man walks into a butchers shop and inquires of the butcher, "Are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, "Yes", so the man replies, "I bet you $50 that you cant reach up and touch that meat hanging on the hooks up there." The butcher says, "Im not betting on that." "But I thought you were a gambling man?" the man retorts. "Yes I am," says the butcher, "but the steaks are too high".
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09-13-2003, 01:15 PM | #2 |
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Meh.
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09-13-2003, 01:38 PM | #3 |
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The kinda joke that makes you wanna puch the one telling it in the face for wasting your time [img]smile.gif[/img]
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09-13-2003, 02:21 PM | #4 |
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Ugh.
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09-13-2003, 03:35 PM | #5 |
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HAHA! I think I was the only one who found that funny...
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09-13-2003, 04:18 PM | #6 |
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I don't get it
LOL, just kiddin' [ 09-13-2003, 04:20 PM: Message edited by: Wolf Blade ] |
09-13-2003, 05:07 PM | #7 |
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Your right! A really stupid joke! [img]smile.gif[/img]
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09-13-2003, 05:34 PM | #8 |
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Heh.. not the best joke I know, but still kind of funny [img]smile.gif[/img]
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09-13-2003, 05:37 PM | #9 |
Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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Boo!
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09-13-2003, 09:35 PM | #10 |
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worry not, Lothar. I found it highly amusatory.
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