05-06-2001, 01:45 PM | #11 | |
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Ack! Romance Police! Arrest this perpetrator of Anti-Romance at once! TEEHEE SultryCloud ------------------ Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan Storm-Queen StormCloud of the Black Knight Heart Mind Soul Forever |
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05-06-2001, 01:46 PM | #12 |
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1. The difference between love and lust. Done 2. How to change a tire, a diaper, and a woman's mind. Yes, Yes, good luck 3. When to hold on and when to let go.Done 4. Your capacity for intimacy and alcohol.Done 5. Basic carpentry, plumbing and automotive repair.Done 6. Advanced foreplay. Needs constant practice 7. At least one woman other than their mother whose love for them is substantial and enduring.Done (see wife) 8. Trouble when he sees it.Done 9. True love when he feels it.Done 10. A load of bull when he hears it.Done (anything that sounds too good to be true IS) 11. The symptoms of PMS and how to deal with them.Done (Run like your feet are on fire and your butts catch'n) 12. His strengths and weaknesses.Done 13. How to fast-talk and slow-dance.Done 14. The art of seduction.Done 15. That his wife (lover, girlfriend) is not his mother.Done ( you betchum red rider) 16. A woman's erogenous zones.Done 17. How to negotiate the inevitable compromises of a romantic relationship in ways that keep both sides as happy as possible.Done 18. What he wants out of life and how to go after it.Doing 19. Which medical tests he needs and when to get them.Tests we don't need no stinking tests 20. How to make money, dinner, conversation and love.Done,does grill cheese count?,Done,Done (needs constant pratice) 21. His own needs and another person's ability to fulfill them.Done 22. How to start a fire-in the hearth and the heart.Done 23. A realistic plan to secure his retirement.Playing the lottery is not realistic? Mummm go to Plan "B" 24. An idealistic plan to secure his grandchildren's future.Done 25. How to unhook a bra with one hand-in the dark.Look No Hands 26. Where to get breakfast/gas/a prescription filled at 2 am.Done 27. How to give a toast and take a compliment.Done 28. How to be gracious in victory and defeat.Done 29. When to talk and when to listen.What did you say? 30. At least one true friend who will be there whenever he calls.Done 31. The fundamental workings of the female psyche.I have a wife and 2 daughters Its impossible I tell you 32. The Ten Commandments.Done 33. The importance of trying to follow them.Doing 34. His way around a kitchen.I guess "Honey where's the plates" doesn't count? 35. The futility of unrequited love.Done 36. The ecstasy of unconditional love.Doing 37. How to open a bottle of champagne.Yeh, see if you can hit something with right? 38. How to negotiate.Done 39. How to close a deal.Done 40. The magic of a woman.Done (see: wife, "Ohh wee baby baby" love of life) ------------------ [This message has been edited by John D Harris (edited 05-06-2001).] |
05-06-2001, 02:03 PM | #13 | |
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And uh, did your find that nick someplace else? LOL...it HAS been used...heehee But we don't want to get me in trouble, steaming up and off-topicing threads and all. Now how the heck did you manage to get your incredibly sweet and winsome self single again? Not that any lady here is complaining, mind you! S'ok, we'll take gooood care of you here.. teehee! And we'll try to get you to stop dancing with yourself once in a while! Mouse! Single rodents are quite teachable ...HAHAHAHA.. Now that you have the windshield out of your car...why not take the top off an we can go for a spin? LOL..instant convertible...teehee CloudSiren ------------------ Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan Storm-Queen StormCloud of the Black Knight Heart Mind Soul Forever |
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05-06-2001, 02:09 PM | #14 | |
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Love me, hate me, but you will not ignore me, or forget me. I am the RudeDawg, the rudest one of all... LOL no, no. Seriously, she just didn't want to wait for me, and chose to go her way. No biggie. :shrug: "Dancing with myself! O-O-OhOh!" ------------------ The RudeDawg Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes and my girlfriends, Pamila and Phil |
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05-06-2001, 02:29 PM | #15 | |
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Oh baby, oh baby! LOL... I know EXACTLY what you mean! Hahahah... Did I mention, SINGLE and FABULOUS FORTY? LOL... and high % of the reason? CB is too 'intelligent' (and has ooh..gasp..opinions!) for most gentlemen of her acquaintance and she finally got sick of playing 'dumb' to make other folk happy! LOL... Be yourself, only good way to be! Hey, we like you the way you are... er so far.. you aren't going to start talking to yourself again, are you? HAPPYTOBEMECloud ------------------ Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan Storm-Queen StormCloud of the Black Knight Heart Mind Soul Forever |
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05-06-2001, 02:34 PM | #16 |
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Talking to yourself isn't a bad thing. It's when you argue, and LOSE to your self that you're in trouble .
wait for it... wait for it.... boom! ------------------ The RudeDawg Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes and my girlfriends, Pamila and Phil [This message has been edited by RudeDawg (edited 05-06-2001).] |
05-06-2001, 02:36 PM | #17 |
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I am inspired - time to go to the pub and exchange pleasantries with nubile young wenches. I will report back later on any new tricks I can learn
------------------ Regards Mouse [This message has been edited by Mouse (edited 05-06-2001).] [This message has been edited by Mouse (edited 05-06-2001).] |
05-06-2001, 02:39 PM | #18 |
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The female equivalent:
1. The difference between love and lust./The difference between a man loving you and lusting after you. 2. How to change a diaper, a tire, a woman's mind./ How to get a man to do all these things and think it is his idea. 3. When to hold on and when to let go./Same. 4. Your capacity for intimacy and alcohol./Your husband's, boyfriend, etc., capacity for intimacy and alcohol 5. Basic carpentry, plumbing and auto repair./ How to use a telephone. 6. Advanced foreplay./How to teach advanced foreplay and make him think that he thought it up. 7. At least one woman other than their mother whose love for them is substantial and enduring./At least one man other than their father whose love for them is substantial and enduing. 8. Trouble when he sees it./Men that are trouble when she sees them. 9. True love when he feels it./Same 10. A load of bull when he hears it./A man feeding her a line when she hears it. 11.The symptoms of PMS and how to deal with them./The realization that men will attribute any bad mood you are in to PMS. 12.His strengths and weaknesses. / His strengths and weaknesses. 13.How to fast-talk and slow dance./ How to recognize fast-talking. How to slow-dance. 14. The art of seduction./The art of seduction. 15.That is wife, lover, girlfriend is not your mother./ That you are his wife, lover, or girlfrriend but not his mother. 16. A woman's erogenous zones. / Men are just one big erogenous zone. 17.How to negotiate the inevitable compromises of a romantic relationship in ways that keep both sides as happy as possible./ How to let a man think that he is in charge. 18.What he wants out of life and how to get it/Same 19.Which medical tests he needs and when to get them/Same 20.How to make money, dinner, and love./Same 21.His own needs and another person's ability to fulfill them/Same 22.How to start a fire in the hearth and the heart/Same 23.A realistic plan to secure his retirement/Same 24. An idealistic plan to secure his grandchildren's future./Same 25.How to unlook a bra with one-hand in the dark./How to pretend that you don't know that he's unlooking your bra with one-hand in the dark. 26.Where is get breakfast/gas/a prescription filled at 2:00 a.m./Same 27. How to give a toast and take a compliment/Same 28.How to be gracious in victory and defeat/Same 29.When to talk and when to listen/Same 30.At least one true friend who will be there whenever he calls/Same 31.The fundamental workings of the female psyche./The fact that you will never understand the fundamental workings of the male psyche. 32.The Ten Commandments/Same 33. The importance of trying to follow them/Same 34.His way around the kitchen/How to find a man who knows his way around the kitchen 35.The futility of unrequited love/Same 36. The ecstasy of unconditional love/Same 37.How to open a bottle of champagne/How to let a man open a bottle of champagne and not say anything even if he screws up. 38.How to negotiate./Same 39.How to close a deal/Same 40. The magic of a woman./Men are never going to think like you do. ------------------ Reeka--The Hand of Death O_H_F GMDLM |
05-06-2001, 02:43 PM | #19 | |
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1. we crave food. 2. we crave sex. 3. we crave toys / entertainmant. mix and match the above, and we're happy !!! The ChauvanistDawg ------------------ The RudeDawg Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes and my girlfriends, Pamila and Phil [This message has been edited by RudeDawg (edited 05-06-2001).] |
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05-06-2001, 03:06 PM | #20 | |
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Teehee... actually dearest RudeDawg, I frequently talk to myself! And I do answer...sometimes... hahahaha! So go for it. Hey, we could get together and have a four way conversation, hmmm? CloudSparkler ------------------ Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan Storm-Queen StormCloud of the Black Knight Heart Mind Soul Forever |
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