I just got this one from my email read on!

Harkoliar · 07-14-2004, 02:40 AM

Read the story first... as usual i got this from my email. enjoy

FUNNY STORY
Lady With Slight Accent Gets Surprise

READ THE STORY BEFORE YOU VIEW THE PICTURES BELOW!
"My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has cats and when she lived in the south she would take them to the groomers and have what is called a Line Cut. To her a line cut is when all of the fur hanging down below the cat's tummy is taken off (because it gets matted or snarled). When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the cats fur got all tangled up during the move so she took it in for a line cut. She was quite surprised when she heard the price as it was twice as much as it was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a line cut was and he said "yes, I know what a LION cut is." It seems her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat was returned to her. (see PHOTOS) She cried for a week... but not as much as the cat. It was November in Chicago and the cat needed all the fur it had."

Gas in car to go to groomers $4.50
Cat car carrier $32.99
Grooming fee $80.00
Getting the look from one seriously pissed off cat Priceless!
please see attached

Black Baron · 07-14-2004, 02:49 AM

LOL!!! Poor kitty...

Lady Blue03 · 07-14-2004, 03:12 AM

ROFL! hahahaha

Dirty Meg · 07-14-2004, 03:19 AM

Those photos aren't real are they? They look a bit iffy.

B_part · 07-14-2004, 03:34 AM

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Originally posted by Dirty Meg:
Those photos aren't real are they? They look a bit iffy.

Well, that's what my cat would look like after a lion cut. Perhaps the photo seems odd because of the disproportion of head and body, but let me assure you, there is nothing wrong with that... fur is really one third of the volume for mid/long furred cats like the one of the photo. I know because the first time I washed my cat i thought it had shrunk! really, with wet fur it was only a fraction of its former self [img]smile.gif[/img]

The photos are hilarious! ROFLMAO

Harkoliar · 07-14-2004, 03:57 AM

you can see by its facial expression he/she did not enjoy himself having a lion-cut. lol

Raistlin Majere · 07-14-2004, 04:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Harkoliar:
you can see by its facial expression he/she did not enjoy himself having a lion-cut. lol

no kidding...it looks like it wants to kill something...make that everything

Black Baron · 07-14-2004, 06:02 AM

Do not show that to Choc! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

johnny · 07-14-2004, 06:12 AM

ROFL That cat looks seriously pissed off, better not go near it for a few weeks.

Vaskez · 07-14-2004, 07:30 AM

LMAO! Nice pics

I think that cat needs some whaccy backy before it'll chill

07-14-2004, 02:40 AM	#1
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 41 Posts: 5,556	Read the story first... as usual i got this from my email. enjoy FUNNY STORY Lady With Slight Accent Gets Surprise READ THE STORY BEFORE YOU VIEW THE PICTURES BELOW! "My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has cats and when she lived in the south she would take them to the groomers and have what is called a Line Cut. To her a line cut is when all of the fur hanging down below the cat's tummy is taken off (because it gets matted or snarled). When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the cats fur got all tangled up during the move so she took it in for a line cut. She was quite surprised when she heard the price as it was twice as much as it was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a line cut was and he said "yes, I know what a LION cut is." It seems her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat was returned to her. (see PHOTOS) She cried for a week... but not as much as the cat. It was November in Chicago and the cat needed all the fur it had." Gas in car to go to groomers $4.50 Cat car carrier $32.99 Grooming fee $80.00 Getting the look from one seriously pissed off cat Priceless! please see attached __________________ Catch me if you can..

07-14-2004, 02:49 AM	#2
Black Baron Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: September 7, 2003 Location: Israel Age: 39 Posts: 877	LOL!!! Poor kitty... __________________ Case from my reservist service: Kids attention, I have brought you something... Don't pull that ring private!!

07-14-2004, 03:12 AM	#3
Lady Blue03 Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 18, 2002 Age: 38 Posts: 4,557	ROFL! hahahaha __________________ Yep I'm still lurking!

07-14-2004, 03:19 AM	#4
Dirty Meg Baaz Draconian Join Date: May 21, 2004 Location: Here, or there abouts. Age: 79 Posts: 703	Those photos aren't real are they? They look a bit iffy. __________________ A stitch in time is worth two in the bush.

07-14-2004, 03:57 AM	#6
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 41 Posts: 5,556	you can see by its facial expression he/she did not enjoy himself having a lion-cut. lol __________________ Catch me if you can..

07-14-2004, 06:02 AM	#8
Black Baron Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: September 7, 2003 Location: Israel Age: 39 Posts: 877	Do not show that to Choc! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________ Case from my reservist service: Kids attention, I have brought you something... Don't pull that ring private!!

07-14-2004, 06:12 AM	#9
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	ROFL That cat looks seriously pissed off, better not go near it for a few weeks. __________________

07-14-2004, 07:30 AM	#10
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	LMAO! Nice pics I think that cat needs some whaccy backy before it'll chill __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

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