05-19-2003, 05:04 PM | #1 |
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From the desk of Rick Mercer, his apology on behalf of all of us
Canadians, to the Americans... On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry. I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron, but it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him. I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own. I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours. I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's very nice. I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer, but we feel your pain. I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons. And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.
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05-19-2003, 05:11 PM | #2 |
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fine, but what about Celine Dion and Bryan Adams!?!
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05-19-2003, 05:22 PM | #3 | |
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05-19-2003, 05:33 PM | #4 | |
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How I'm glad I aint American!
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05-19-2003, 05:45 PM | #5 |
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Fine. Apology Accepted. Give us Sue Johansen and make her spend at least 2 hours every day with our wives and mistresses and we'll forgive everything.
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05-19-2003, 05:46 PM | #6 | |
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That's OK. Having one of the crappiest climates in the civilized world can make any psuedo-frenchman crotchety. Of course, the French facet qualifies them for a handicap anyhow. So, no offense taken! [img]graemlins/moon.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/troutslap.gif[/img]
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05-19-2003, 05:54 PM | #7 | |
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That's OK. Having one of the crappiest climates in the civilized world can make any psuedo-frenchman crotchety. Of course, the French facet qualifies them for a handicap anyhow. So, no offense taken! [img]graemlins/moon.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/troutslap.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]Nice one. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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05-19-2003, 05:57 PM | #8 |
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I can't believe we're having the Canuckia v. USA thing again. It's quite interesting. Didn't we annex you guys?? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img]
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05-19-2003, 06:18 PM | #9 |
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I used to know a song that said a bunch of mean things about canada and their people. It had the same music from their national anthem.
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05-19-2003, 06:27 PM | #10 |
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South Park Style.....
Fcuk Canada, Fcuk Canada.......lol. But Id still rather be a puppet head than a puppet.
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