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Old 10-01-2002, 03:44 PM   #1
DJG
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I hate Haikus!

Someone told me about them, and it jogged my memory of me hating them! So, I decided to dedicate a thread to them! Make up your own Haikus that make fun of Haikus ( Ahhhh, the Irony!) or make up a proper Haiku, and post it here.

By the way, a Haiku is a three line poem. The first line has 5 syllables, the second 7, and the third 5. It must contain an adjective (Word that describes a noun) at some point in it. Here is mine........

Haiku? Hate them all!
They waste a whole baby bush!
Absolutley crap!


What do you think? (PS: My maths teacher says "Baby bushes weren't beaten to death for your pleasure!" when we waste paper space in our books! )

Please post a reply!

Bye!

BURN THE HAIKUS! [img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img] BURN THE HAIKUS!
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Old 10-01-2002, 03:52 PM   #2
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Quote:
Originally posted by MW:
I think that ' ' is apropriate here
Nice one Chris!!!!

Make one up of your own!
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Old 10-01-2002, 03:53 PM   #3
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You don't like Haiku?
This can't possibly be good.
Sad to hate fine art!

[img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

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Old 10-01-2002, 03:56 PM   #4
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Originally posted by Ronn_Bman:
You don't like Haiku?
This can't possibly be good.
Sad to hate fine art!

[img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
I do not like them!
Boring, crap, they are stupid
Why do you like them?

[img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
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Old 10-01-2002, 03:59 PM   #5
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We talk in Haiku,
In this thread we do, good fun!
Very nice to talk!

This is fun, even though I hate them!
Now I understand the term, POETIC LANGUAGE! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
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Old 10-01-2002, 04:01 PM   #6
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Have you got to much beer or what?
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Old 10-01-2002, 04:02 PM   #7
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Waste of time, this is.
Posting in this amusing thread takes time.
Sound like Yoda, do I?
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Old 10-01-2002, 04:04 PM   #8
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quote:
Originally posted by Ronn_Bman:
You don't like Haiku?
This can't possibly be good.
Sad to hate fine art!

[img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
I do not like them!
Boring, crap, they are stupid
Why do you like them?

[img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
[/QUOTE]It's the only kind of poetry with a formula I can follow...lol
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Old 10-01-2002, 04:07 PM   #9
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Originally posted by Megabot:
Have you got to much beer or what?
Megabot join in!
This is great fun for all
You just might like it
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Old 10-01-2002, 04:11 PM   #10
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Sans meter or rhyme,
Haiku is, like Frost stated,
tennis with no net.
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