05-26-2001, 02:07 PM | #1 |
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Well i aint that good at jokes and i want to be more humerous and make people laugh.So i am askin everyone as a favour to please post their best joke to this topic.Thanks PB
P.S. I know Caleb will have afield day with this post!!!!!1 ------------------ "Beware Of The Firey Recesses of Hell" |
05-26-2001, 02:18 PM | #2 |
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Here's one I remember from a long, long time ago (right after the Challenger accident).
An elementary school was having a science fair. Two of the lads in the school got together to work on their project. When their time came to submit their project, they took a coke bottle and a "bottle rocket" (a firecracker) up to the front of the classroom. Before the teacher could stop them, they lit the bottle rocket, which soared up to the top of the ceiling and exploded, sending a shower of sparks all over the shrieking class, who were trying to hide under their desks. The teacher, after recovering herself from the fright, exploded, "What in the name of glory do you think you're DOING?!" One of the lads spoke. "Demonstrating to the class what happened the last time they sent a teacher up into outer space!" |
05-26-2001, 02:32 PM | #3 | |
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05-26-2001, 02:40 PM | #4 |
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i got a joke!!!!!! why is jerome so cold these days?
Cause hes got know hair!!! Baboom!!!!!! ------------------ "Sorry This is the Non Smoking Section Only" |
05-26-2001, 02:43 PM | #5 | |
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05-26-2001, 03:03 PM | #6 |
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Well............I hate to torture our Jerome further, (even though is IS rather bald of me to do so. (Phew! A CLOSE SHAVE that was)
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05-26-2001, 03:06 PM | #7 |
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It might sound a bit HAIR-brained, but should Jerome poke fun at PB? After all, aren't they the same bloke?
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05-26-2001, 03:09 PM | #8 |
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I know what you mean Lord Shield - It a weird PART on both sides = but always be one
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05-26-2001, 03:10 PM | #9 | |
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05-26-2001, 03:15 PM | #10 | |
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