IW Star Wars..

[Morgan_Corbesant]

Darth Corbesant says, "you should all join the dark side. its more fun, and we laugh alot, mostly about you pathetic jedi"!

[Charean]

(I love this you guys, best gaffaw and downright rolling on the floor laughter I have had all day!! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] )

[WOLFGIR]

Sir Tainly and OWS, Mouse Solo and Lofabacca in the Millenium bug:

Luke Tainly: We got to get away from here Mouse Solo! Do something!
Mouse Solo: Hold on kid, I got some nice tricks up my sleeve, Lofabacca, fill the beerenginizer with some beer and lets get out of here.
Lofabacca: Nooooroaooroeowoero (could be a NO not my beer!!)
OWS: Dart Wolfie is on that thing, oh the horror the pain--*dramatic pause* Mouse Solo, you must get us out of here.
Neb3P0: Oh Master Luke, master Luke! What should we do??
Azzy-D2: Biip bloop dopp *I will rule the world* beep datitatipip, system error, are you sure you want to delete trashbin? ~beeps~
Mouse Solo: Blimey racket back there, be quiet you tincans!
OWS: Use the force Solo!
Mouse Solo: I can´t! I use Micrsoft platform here! The force is incompatible with my latest OS, no back support!

MS Death Star: Bleep blop *flashing lights and people looking busy*
Masked person 1: Kill them, use the big megadetahelibrak cannon!
Masked person 2: Aye aye Sir!
Masked person 1: Oki, but fire then!!
Masked person2:I didn´t agree sir, you are standing on my foot! (Swedsish fun only???)
Masked person 1: *steps of foot* Now fire!
Masked Person 2: I can´t, I have a kernel 32 malfunction here, seems the cannon is only avaliable for the mac Deatstar X!
Masked Person 1: Grr, thats whats happen when you buy fancy looking things. Alright traktor beam them here and I will notify Darth Wolfie myself.. ( hehehehe biiig misstake )

*weird space sounds and the millenium bug is drawn to the MS Deathstar.*

Masked person 1: Gark, urk *death noices*
Darth Wolfie: Apology accepted.
Captain 1: Lord Wolfie (now that sounded sweet ) what shall we do with the Millenium bug?
Darth Wolfie: I feel a precense of my old master on that er.. carpet?? Hmm, let them in and then send the worst IW troops you can find down there and tell them to act normally!

[mistral4543]

Tee hee, this is so... so hilarious [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] and brilliant [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

More, more! [img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img]

meanwhile in the millenium bug in a secret smuggling compartment (under the rug )

LT-we should get out of here..its dark and the scanning crew never found us
MS-yeah but how we are held here by a tractor beam, if we don't shut it down, our trip will be real short.
OWS-I will shut down the tractor beam thread it is my destiny (also I want to fight Darth Wolfie whose presence I've felt)
LT-you always spoil Xmas by feeling presents - damn you!
OWS-You must rescue the princess (who I have no idea about or why she's here)
MS-hey I don't do jail breaks or Damsel recues..I turned down that script to take this one!
LT-she's rich! (dunno if its true but it might work on MS )
MS-Rich, how rich?
LT-as rich as you can imagine.
MS-I can imagine a lot (hehe I'll be rich!)
LT-erm well more than that
MS-more+1?
LT-more+10!
MS-more+50?
LT-more+infinity!
MS-more+infinity+1!
LT-dammit this is silly, we should move the film along!

[WOLFGIR]

The crew scambles from under the rug and the droids runs into a booth with a terminal. Immediatley they start scanning, or at least Azzy-D2 is, Neb-3PO is more or less chattering about this is totally unaccepted behaviour!

Mouse Solo and Luke Tainly ties Lofabacca med a string of rope. They easily clobbers two guards and take their armour.
LT: Hey, a perfect fit, whats the odds for that?
MS: Never tell me the odds kid!
The trio moves into the MS Deathstar in search of the Princess, which should be hold in the quarantee section.
LT: Good work AzzyD2!
AzzyD2: Yeay, bweep dwoop frzz, beep..
Neb3PO: Goodness me AzzyD2, wherever did you get such a foul tongue!
AzzyD2: Blurp.

Meanwhile Obi Wan Sazerach is moving deeper into the MS Deathstar, easily pointing IW Troopers to wrong threads and mindtricks them into silly polls and questions about age and favourite colors of poo..(Thanks a bunch Yorrick!! )

Lofabacca and Luke Tainly and Mouse Solo is tricking their way further down to the cells of quarantee, where alot of viruses and such are held prisoned.

MS: This is easier then I thought, what are these clowns doing anyway?
LT: I don´t know, last thing I heard they were all flocking to a thread about some wedding or something.. :S
Lofabacca: Arrrrrrrgh! *sob* Thats so cute! Groowoourle..
MS: Come on kid, almost there

[ 05-24-2002, 04:51 AM: Message edited by: WOLFGIR ]

[Davros]

Luke Tainly stares off into space, listening intently to the inner message that floats across the edge of his comprehension, "Go to the Dragonblah system Luke, the Dragonblah system. There you will find "Davros who knows yoga" - learn from him you can..much can he teach you...Dragonblah system!!!!"

[Mouse]

Just warn me when you get to the bit where Mouse Solo gets frozen....

[WOLFGIR]

Originally posted by Mouse: Just warn me when you get to the bit where Mouse Solo gets frozen....

Hehe, well.. we might do that, but we don´t want to spoil our audience here Mouse Solo.. er Mouse!

[Avatar]

*sorry but I have no clue what Star Wars is as I have never seen it shock+horror. I saw my name get mentioned in this as WedgeAvatar. :yipee:* But sorry if I can not participate... this all looks very fun...