10-29-2001, 10:47 AM | #1 |
Unicorn
Join Date: October 4, 2001
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Newest Computer Viruses
CHECK YOUR COMPUTER FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES: LEWINSKY VIRUS - sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e - mails everyone about what it did. MIKE TYSON VIRUS - quits after one byte OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS - your 300mb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100mb and then slowly expands to 200mb. DR. JACK KEVORKAIN VIRUS - deletes all old files. ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS - you can no longer insert disks into your computer. TITANIC VIRUS - your whole computer goes down. DISNEY VIRUS - everything in your computer goes Goofey. PROZAC VIRUS - screws up your ram, but your processer doesn't care. JOEY BUTTAFUCCO VIRUS - only attacks minor files. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS - terminates some files, leaves, but it'll be back. LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS - turns your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy. VIAGRA VIRUS - turns your 3.5 inch floppy into a hard drive. ------------------ Avast There mates..make yer way here and drop yer anchor. We'll swap some lies and have a Black Jack o' ale. |
10-29-2001, 11:04 AM | #2 |
Silver Dragon
Join Date: March 25, 2001
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Lol!!
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10-29-2001, 11:07 AM | #3 |
Symbol of Cyric
Join Date: March 1, 2001
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LOL very funny !! BTW im not american and i got them all except the Degeneres and Buttafucco ones, i think that the rest of the people are very well known everywhere
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10-29-2001, 11:10 AM | #4 | |
Unicorn
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