You know yor getting old when?

[TraderVixII]

You know your getting old when: You read posts titled "You know your getting old when" and think people are making fun of you.

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Did you know you can use your old motor oil to fertize your lawn?

[Melusine]

Originally posted by TraderVixII: You know your getting old when: You read posts titled "You know your getting old when" and think people are making fun of you.

LOL!!!


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Melusine, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, &
Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar

Your voice is ambrosia

[bilqis]

Perhaps this fits here in this thread? It's cute anyway..

BENEFITS OF GROWING OLDER

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. It's harder and harder for sexual harassment charges to stick.
4. No one expects you to run into a burning building.
5. People call at 9 P.M. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
6. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
7. There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
8. Things you buy now won't wear out.
9. You can eat dinner at 4:00 PM.
10. You can live without sex but not without glasses.
11. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
12. You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
13. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
14. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
15. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks in the room.
16. You sing along with the elevator music.
17. Your eyes won't get much worse.
18. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
19. Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.
20. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
21. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.


(Remember, I work with 'senior citizens' so I got a million of 'em)


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Do not meddle in the
affairs of Dragons for
you are crunchy and
good with ketchup.

[MilamberfromElysium]

.... you are turning 30 this year

[Row Firecam]

Originally posted by bilqis: 7. There's nothing left to learn the hard way.

I can't wait for that

You know you are getting old when: You watch cartoons on saturday morning and people think you are weird

[RudeDawg]

Originally posted by kiwidoc: Hey Rude Dawg, how young did you say you were?

31 going on 12....

"I found my inner child. I kicked the sh*t out of him."

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[RudeDawg]

HEY KIWIDOC !!!!

LOLSFHCSARLMSFLBP !!!

I got the joke !!! (after your email hint)

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[jabidas]

Ah when they close the lid on your coffin only time to ever feel old. I should know.

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[Fljotsdale]

When you enjoy watching Paul Hogan as Crocodile Dundee!

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[jabidas]

He was on tonight wasnt he, hmmm I went for the positive and upbeat movie that was all about beauty and life called the Nurumberg trails ive never seen a program more cheerful.

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