I only have myself to blame . . .

Father Bronze · 05-30-2001, 04:00 PM

I'm going to do the unkosher -- post and run. I'm off to get the kids from daycare.

I just wanted to share a thought. My pseudonym is Father Bronze. Some shorten it to Bronze. Others to Father. Some to FB. Understand that I am not complaining about the way others shorten my name. If I had thought wisely, I would have chosen a name like Dick, realizing that it would be short enough not to shorten any further (sexual innuendo intended

). However, I chose to call myself Father Bronze. The name begs to be shortened. It's 8 letters larger than Dick (sexual innuendo intended

sorry if I'm being bad

). So when others shorten my name to FB, I have only myself to blame.

Every time I read FB all I can think of is f***ing b***ard. LOL. Again, I emphasize that I only have myself to blame.

So with this post I embrace my pseudonym's abbreviation.

I am a F***ing B***ard .

P.S. Please don't respond (although I know everyone will).
P.P.S. Don't turn this into another "friends" thread (which everyone won't). If you would like to help me rid my mind of this self-inflicted psychological scar, please give me suggestions as to other ways I could see the letters FB and think positive thoughts

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Most Subtle Official Straightman of the Laughing Hyenas -- Grammarian Brigade.

Black Knight · 05-30-2001, 04:03 PM

I always look at FB as Full Bore or all out. And yes, the innuendo is still there.

BK

Neb · 05-30-2001, 04:04 PM

Lemme see now, what could FB be an abbreviation for instead of F***ing B***ard...... It could be:

Friar Bob
Friendly Boy
Friendly Bitch
Friend Bob
Friend Benny
Freundlische Bob
Freaky Bob
Fresh Bob
Funky Bob
Fat Bob
Flower Bob
Fickle Bob
Frowning Bob

All the ones I could think of at the moment

I'll add some more later

RudeDawg · 05-30-2001, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Father Bronze:
I'm going to do the unkosher -- post and run. I'm off to get the kids from daycare.

*SNIP*

I am a F***ing B***ard .

P.S. Please don't respond (although I know everyone will).
P.P.S. Don't turn this into another "friends" thread (which everyone won't). If you would like to help me rid my mind of this self-inflicted psychological scar, please give me suggestions as to other ways I could see the letters FB and think positive thoughts

I thought F***ing B***tard WAS positive !!!

OK, how about Friendly Bear? Flexible, Bouncy? Fried Bananas? Freckled Blonde? Fluffy Blanket?

or, better yet, maybe FB means FATHER BRONZE ???

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The RudeDawg
Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes
"Let them come. Let them ALL come."

MILAMBER · 05-30-2001, 04:06 PM

Fat Bastard?

Full Beer?

Just trying to be helpful.

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"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
-General George Patton (1885-1945)

RudeDawg · 05-30-2001, 04:07 PM

Oh yeah, how about

Flying Butterfly ?

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The RudeDawg
Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes
"Let them come. Let them ALL come."

Neb · 05-30-2001, 04:43 PM

Funky Bastard
Freakin' Bouncy
Frothy Beer(Whoah, NOW THERES A POSITIVE ONE!

)

05-30-2001, 04:46 PM

Fruity Bun?
Fat Bottom?
Full o'Beer?

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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp

RudeDawg · 05-30-2001, 04:49 PM

Flaming Barbeque?

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The RudeDawg
Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes
"Let them come. Let them ALL come."

Bahamut · 05-30-2001, 05:04 PM

flower bob???? ROLFMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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05-30-2001, 04:00 PM	#1
Father Bronze Baaz Draconian Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Northern Illinois Age: 55 Posts: 719	I'm going to do the unkosher -- post and run. I'm off to get the kids from daycare. I just wanted to share a thought. My pseudonym is Father Bronze. Some shorten it to Bronze. Others to Father. Some to FB. Understand that I am not complaining about the way others shorten my name. If I had thought wisely, I would have chosen a name like Dick, realizing that it would be short enough not to shorten any further (sexual innuendo intended ). However, I chose to call myself Father Bronze. The name begs to be shortened. It's 8 letters larger than Dick (sexual innuendo intended sorry if I'm being bad ). So when others shorten my name to FB, I have only myself to blame. Every time I read FB all I can think of is f*ing bard. LOL. Again, I emphasize that I only have myself to blame. So with this post I embrace my pseudonym's abbreviation. I am a Fing Bard* . P.S. Please don't respond (although I know everyone will). P.P.S. Don't turn this into another "friends" thread (which everyone won't). If you would like to help me rid my mind of this self-inflicted psychological scar, please give me suggestions as to other ways I could see the letters FB and think positive thoughts ------------------ Most Subtle Official Straightman of the Laughing Hyenas -- Grammarian Brigade.

05-30-2001, 04:03 PM	#2
Black Knight Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Delaware OH USA Age: 47 Posts: 3,168	I always look at FB as Full Bore or all out. And yes, the innuendo is still there. BK

05-30-2001, 04:04 PM	#3
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 38 Posts: 8,802	Lemme see now, what could FB be an abbreviation for instead of F*ing B*ard...... It could be: Friar Bob Friendly Boy Friendly Bitch Friend Bob Friend Benny Freundlische Bob Freaky Bob Fresh Bob Funky Bob Fat Bob Flower Bob Fickle Bob Frowning Bob All the ones I could think of at the moment I'll add some more later

05-30-2001, 04:06 PM	#5
MILAMBER Lord Soth Join Date: March 5, 2001 Location: Southern California Posts: 1,948	Fat Bastard? Full Beer? Just trying to be helpful. ------------------ "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." -General George Patton (1885-1945)

05-30-2001, 04:07 PM	#6
RudeDawg 20th Level Warrior Join Date: April 9, 2001 Location: Dallas, Tx, USA Age: 55 Posts: 2,830	Oh yeah, how about Flying Butterfly ? ------------------ The RudeDawg Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes "Let them come. Let them ALL come."

05-30-2001, 04:43 PM	#7
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 38 Posts: 8,802	Funky Bastard Freakin' Bouncy Frothy Beer(Whoah, NOW THERES A POSITIVE ONE! )

05-30-2001, 04:46 PM	#8
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	Fruity Bun? Fat Bottom? Full o'Beer? ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp

05-30-2001, 04:49 PM	#9
RudeDawg 20th Level Warrior Join Date: April 9, 2001 Location: Dallas, Tx, USA Age: 55 Posts: 2,830	Flaming Barbeque? ------------------ The RudeDawg Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes "Let them come. Let them ALL come."

05-30-2001, 05:04 PM	#10
Bahamut Iron Throne Cult Join Date: March 12, 2001 Location: Manila, Philippines Age: 39 Posts: 4,864	flower bob???? ROLFMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------ We have merged... and now we are called Chiharumut..wehehehe and... Stay ahead of the Avalanche or risk being buried...

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