09-08-2002, 05:07 AM | #1 |
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Some things BG2 NPCs would NEVER say, based on their personalities and all that.
I'll start off here... Minsc: I want a HAMSTER sandwich!
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09-08-2002, 05:09 AM | #2 |
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Jaheira: Screw nature !!
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09-08-2002, 05:17 AM | #3 |
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Cernd - meows in his werewolf form...
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09-08-2002, 07:46 AM | #4 |
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Jan : I really HATE Turnips!!
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09-08-2002, 07:47 AM | #5 |
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Aerie : "...(Silence...)"
Anomen : "Well, think before you act." Keldorn : "Kill them!! I want their blood!! Nyahahahahaha (Grin)"" |
09-08-2002, 08:01 AM | #6 |
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Valygar: Say, Edwin, would you mind teaching me magic?
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09-08-2002, 10:29 AM | #7 |
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Barbarian Fighter:
OH POOH I JUST BROKE MY FINGERNAIL!! I'M Taking my gold and going back to the Keep. SOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOD BY!!!
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09-08-2002, 10:34 AM | #8 |
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Nalia: "Burn the needy!"
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09-08-2002, 11:40 AM | #9 |
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Viconia: I bow before your will, male.
Imoen: Sod off, the lot of you. It's my time of the month. Edwin: I love you, Anomen! KISS ME! Jan: (anything that doesn't have a turnip in there somewhere)
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09-08-2002, 01:33 PM | #10 | |
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Quote:
Cernd: ::Tosses a piece of trash over his back as he walks through the forest:: Cernd: Let's go hunting! Jahiera: Ah, accidents happen. No need for vengeance, let's let him off with a warning. Jahiera: I hope the Zhentarim accepts my application! Minsc: I found the History of the Nether Scrolls a fascinating read, myself. Minsc: Would you like some more tea and cookies, Edwin? ::And no, he wouldn't be charmed or dominated at this point:: Minsc: ::Squish:: ::SQUEEK!:: Oh, hell! That's the third hamster this month alone.. Viconia and Edwin: ::They try to out-compliment one another:: Nalia: Screw the poor, we need to save up to buy golden swords! Imoen: ::Summons a demon and a Fallen Planetar and has them fight, just for fun:: Imoen: Imoen do this, Imoen do that! When the hell am I gonna get a break? Valygar: Ooo, could you hand me that corpse? I could use that for the Flesh Golem I'm making! Korgan: Can't we talk about this? Why do we always need to resort to violence? Haer'Dalis: Tell me, are my bird metaphors getting old? Aerie: Mara, can we kick Nalia out of the party? Her whining is REALLY getting on my nerves. Aerie: Was it as good for you as it was for me, Viconia? Yoshimo: Pass the MSG, please. Keldorn: Your inner and outer beauty outshines the sun, my dear Viconia. Will you bear my children? Jan: Shopkeep, don't you have any anti-belching medication that isn't turnip-based? Edwin: You know, I really love you guys. You're like my family. Edwin: MINSC! Watch out, Imoen's trying to backstab you! Edwin: I don't know about these red robes any more. Do they make me look fat? Viconia: Aerie, it's truly inspiring how you managed to cope with the loss of your wings. I truly aspire to have a fraction of your inner strength someday. Viconia: Of course Waterdeep is the best-run city around! ((Note: It's run by a council of humans)) Viconia: Well, can we just be friends instead? [ 09-08-2002, 03:31 PM: Message edited by: Illumina Drathiran'ar ]
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