DON'T read if you are already fed up of my humour.....

[Vaskez]

Well ok not MY humour as in I made it up......but u know what I mean. Hehe.....translated these as best as I could (as usual):

A patient goes into the surgery:
- Doctor, I've got a problem!
- And what would that be?
- No one takes me seriously!
- You're joking!?

A fat woman stands in front of the mirror:
- Oh mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
- Move out the way I can't see a thing!


A man is travelling on a plane. The stewardess comes over and asks:
- Would you like something to eat sir?
- What are my choices?
- Yes or no...


A gypsy is captured by a group of skin-heads.
- We're having a good day today so we'll play a game!
The gypsy is not exactly overjoyed but he cooperates.
- Here's a playing die. If you roll 1-5 we beat the hell out of you.
- What if I get a 6?
- You get another free roll.

[Grojlach]

Wow, you're just like that other guy that goes by the name of Vaskez, he just posted the exact same jokes elsewhere. Are you mimicing him?
Hehe j/k, they're nice.

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[Vaskez]

Lucky that you're the only person who's a regular on both boards then isn't it? (well, apart from me).

Hmm Groj, you know you don't have to answer all my threads out of sympathy. I'm getting the message *sniff* no one likes my type of hunour.....must be us magyars then with our wierd humour. *sniff*

Bah forget Ironworks anyway, I should be working on FA. No one took a notice of that thread either. Bah! Maybe if I changed my name.....I could get rid of this bad reputation I somehow seem to have got.......hmmmm now there's an idea! Hehehehe.

[Grojlach]

Originally posted by Vaskez: Bah forget Ironworks anyway, I should be working on FA. No one took a notice of that thread either. Bah! Maybe if I changed my name.....I could get rid of this bad reputation I somehow seem to have got.......hmmmm now there's an idea! Hehehehe.

Try signing up as "Ultimately gorgeous babe". If that and dito signature doesn't get you any extra attention, then I don't know what is.

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Not a member of any clan and is cool with that.
Talk about anything you want at The Elysium.
For online roleplaying, check The Elysium Gaming Project.

[Vaskez]

DOH! Now u think I'm an attention seeker! Even worse! Agggghh! I can't win today! I think I'm gonna lay off this board for a bit.......maybe Elysium too........depends if there are any good threads......how likely is that?

Thanks for being a mate though Groj.! Hehe....Can't wait till Heroes 4 comes out then we can have a few games.

[TheDutkanator]

Hey Vaskez, long time no "speak". I'll be honest. I'm not answering out of pity. Your jokes really weren't gutbusters 'this time'. I have to admit that I did like them though. They're at least good for a chuckle. If I were feeling down or angry, that would be all I need to pull myself together. Good ol' reliable Bass Man Vaskez. Here's a few beats for ya: *THUMP thump THUMP THUMP .... BUMP bump THUMP THUMP* Hehe, have a good one!

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