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The fact that he was also the health teacher telling us the dangers of alcohol, then he came in to tell us he was arrested for driving under the influence.
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09-11-2004, 11:21 AM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: August 24, 2002
Location: Aussie now in the US of A!
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Hehehhe I remember the same teacher that Intrepid was talking about was telling us one day that he
(Warining not for the kiddies) . . . . Puts glad rap over his face during Oral sex... Dont know if this is a common thing.. |
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09-14-2004, 09:49 PM
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Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
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You shouldn't put it over your face, but stretch it on the woman. I'd feel strange doing it, personally...
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09-14-2004, 09:57 PM
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09-15-2004, 12:34 AM
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Elminster
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Well my PE teacher in middle school never pronounced a word correctly and it sounded funny it was like "alwit guy we are gonna runs e mila toda"
which was suppose to be "alright guys we are going to run a mile today" lots of people make fun of him for it but i dont know if theres a reason he does that.. Edit: i just realized my story isnt very good compared to yours. [ 09-15-2004, 12:35 AM: Message edited by: Gxc ]
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09-15-2004, 07:06 AM
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Zartan
 Join Date: March 11, 2001
Location: North Carolina USA
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The funniest thing?
"Mr. Brigman you can get to the top of that rope! I was 13, 5'0", and weighed in at a svelt 180lbs. The only thing that was going to get me to the top of that rope was another rope tied around my waist and hooked to a wench.  Luvian... eeewwwww! [img]smile.gif[/img]
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09-15-2004, 11:06 AM
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Horus - Egyptian Sky God
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Sorry, Bman, but, WEEEENCH!!
And there's no "ewws," belonging there! What some people do for safe sex is completely appropriate. (Are condoms gross, as well?) Don't think the glad wrap would fly with me, but, whatever... |
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09-15-2004, 11:15 AM
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Dracolisk
 Join Date: January 5, 2002
Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
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Oh I have a good one...
2 Coaches in the same room together at high school in Cuba, One's a polite southern fellow and the other's an ex marine... Kid: "Sh*t! Pass me the ball!" Coach: "Oh! You're hurtin' my virgin ears! *favorite come back to warn kids about cursing*" Coach 2: "Like Hell, Erik, Your Ears lost their virginity years ago..." Honestly though, the coache's wife, my English Teacher, was the tough-quotes one! "If you don't shut your pie-eatin hole right this instant I'm going to bury you alive right outside this clasroom under the banyon tree..." And best one ever (regarding Watership Down) : Stupid kid: "Why would they need girl bunnies to start a colony?" Teacher: "If they're only boy bunnies then they can't have any bunny babies now can they?" Stupid kid: *pause* "oohhhh! *pervy look*" Teacher: "GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR PANTS, RIGHT HERE AND NOW..." [ 09-15-2004, 11:20 AM: Message edited by: /)eathKiller ] |
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09-15-2004, 01:58 PM
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40th Level Warrior
Join Date: October 29, 2001
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LOL! Depending on where they hooked that wench, your speed might be amazing, Ronn! Especially if she was hooked to the winch that pulled you up...
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09-15-2004, 06:38 PM
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Harper
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Location: Iceland
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"Johann, either pick up your pace or go to the shower"
We were suppoed to run 30 laps, I had been drinking the other night so it was a no brainer... I did get an F, but so what... [img]smile.gif[/img] In all my highschool years I think I passed 2 gymclasses... [img]smile.gif[/img] |
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