10-21-2001, 10:57 AM | #1 |
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Blonde Down on Her Luck
A blonde woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial trouble. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto." Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Brandi again prays..."God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well." Lotto night comes and Brandi still has no luck. Once again, she prays... "My God, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order." Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Brandi is confronted by the voice of God Himself... "Brandi, meet Me halfway on this. Buy a ticket." ------------------ Avast There mates..make yer way here and drop yer anchor. We'll swap some lies and have a Black Jack o' ale. |
10-21-2001, 10:58 AM | #2 |
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LOL! ROFL! Good one.
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10-21-2001, 02:51 PM | #3 |
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Okay..if we're going to be stereotypical......then I don't know whether i should post here or not? (hmmmm.......)
However, I DID hear about a blond who stared a carton of orange juice all day just before her exams. My mate is a wizard on these kinds of jokes. ------------------ |
10-21-2001, 02:53 PM | #4 | |
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10-21-2001, 02:53 PM | #5 |
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*Reeka looking at her blonde hair* Hhhhmmmm...................blonde joke.
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10-21-2001, 02:57 PM | #6 |
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Very good Arvon!
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