05-18-2001, 08:52 AM | #121 |
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Kivan shouts "I'm in! I hate those bastards! How about we launch some dwarves at them? Or gnomes? Maybe we can launch some flaming halflings into the air and shoot arrows at them?"
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05-18-2001, 08:54 AM | #122 |
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There is a loud TWANG!!! as the huge cauldron of horse shit sails into the air
. . . At the Government Building . Tolgerias is in a meeting with other members of the wizards. There is a loud crash from the glass dome atop the building. Not being a monster, it doesn't trigger the 'enemy attacks' contingency spells. The wizards look up in time as many tonnes of horse shit descends upon their heads . Frantic staff members try to extricate their superiors. Fortunately for the senior staff, the cauldron burst through the floor and they were not entirely asphyxiated . "THIS TIME HE HAS GONE TOO FAR!!!!!" . The wizards, as one, head to the BG2 Bar "LORD SHIELD" come on out and surrender to our justice . Lord Shield smiles. "Over to you, brother" . The evil looking black robed figure from the first thread reappears in the bar. "They think they KNOW magic?" hahahahahahahahaha! With a wave of his hand a little bunny wunny appears. The mage then puts on a blindfold. The bunny runs outside . The mage raises both hands, points out the front and fires double-barrelled fireballs of lava intensity. Each fireball homes in on the illusory bunny which tracks each mage. Their burnt bodies plop to the groud . "Now THAT was fun!" The mage disappears ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp |
05-18-2001, 09:01 AM | #123 |
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"Well that was fun" said Kivan, "How about we have a halfling shooting contest? It is like this: You shoot flaming halflings into the air and then shoot arrows and spells at them, the one that hits the most halflings wins!"
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05-18-2001, 09:08 AM | #124 |
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The site of a crap covered cowl wizard was to much for caleb. He sits back in his throne of scone laughing"man that was some good shit"
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05-18-2001, 09:12 AM | #125 |
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ok folks. I don't want to pad the bar thread out with lots of catapulting. If you could move it to another thread that would be great, and I can get back to tending bar
. In fact, I though I'd pop out for a spot of shopping for the bar. Melusine, are you up for that? |
05-18-2001, 09:53 AM | #126 |
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Artemis's ears twich he looks up and says "shopping?"
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05-18-2001, 10:01 AM | #127 |
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All are welcome. I feel the need to get about the town a bit (until the horse poo smell clears from the bar)
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05-18-2001, 10:45 AM | #128 |
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"I'm in" says Kivan "I need some more arrows for my bow, do you know of any place in town where I can buy Fire Arrows?"
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05-18-2001, 10:53 AM | #129 |
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Ribald might have some. We'll pop to the Promenade - a day in town would do us all good (unless we end up killing them all of course)
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05-18-2001, 11:33 AM | #130 |
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Azure grumbles something about looking after the place while the bartender is gone and waves a hand vaugley at the residents of the reeking building. he eyes caleb especially making sure he will get up to no more wenching this night.
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