Offtopic central. Refugee camp for the disgruntled.

[Timber Loftis]

Originally posted by Chewbacca: Timber Loftis, your a silly toadstool licker.

F**k you, furball. [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img]

Just thought I'd turn up the volume on this flame war.

Oh, and Yorick, here's your sign:
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[ 10-28-2003, 05:17 PM: Message edited by: Timber Loftis ]

[Chewbacca]

T.L. 'furball' is the best comeback you can think of to the the thoroughly thought out and well considered insult 'silly toadstool licker'?

I would have expect some more along the lines of "wookie butt-sniffer" or "Mr. being pimped by Han Solo" [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 10-28-2003, 05:24 PM: Message edited by: Chewbacca ]

[Timber Loftis]

Originally posted by Chewbacca: T.L. 'furball' is the best comeback you can think of to the the thoroughly thought out and well considered insult 'silly toadstool licker'? I would have expect some more along the lines of "wookie butt-sniffer" or "Mr. being pimped by Han Solo" [img]tongue.gif[/img]

You're lucky you even got a noun out of me. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

mom, she's touching me! mom!

oh, and sultan, you're a neomaxizoondweebie.

[Cerek the Barbaric]

Originally posted by Skunk: Admit it - you read Dr. Suess as a child, didn't you?

Are you kidding??? I still read Dr. Suess. The man was a verifiable genius of rythmic pentameter....

We took a look,
We saw a Nook.
On his head,
he had a hook.
On his hook,
he had a book.
On his book,
was "How to Cook".
We saw him sit,
and try to cook.
He took a look
at the book on the hook.
But a Nook can't read,
so a Nook can't cook.
SO....
What good to a Nook
is a hook cook book.

excerpt from One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.

You just can't find that type of instinctual genius in books today. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

[Faceman]

Cerek your post lacks an insult!
This toatally misses the point.
You are an ininsulting insult to insulted all around the world. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Cerek the Barbaric]

Originally posted by Faceman: Cerek your post lacks an insult! This toatally misses the point. You are an ininsulting insult to insulted all around the world. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Thanks. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] I did exactly what the thread was designed to do....I took the Off-Topic thread Off-Topic. [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

And while I do have an admittedly affectionate affinity for abundantly abused alliteration (appropriately applied, of course), I'm just not into slinging insults, even in jest. {shrug] But don't let that slow the rest of you down.

[Timber Loftis]

So, I saw this movie, "Spun" last night. It had a lineup of good actors in it. It was weird, funny but sort of disgusting, too, like maybe a comic version of Requiem for a Dream. I can't say I recommend it, but it was okay. The folks in it are Jason Schwartzman, Mike Rourke, Mina Suvari, John Leguzamo, and Brittney Murphy. All the music is done by Corgan (Smashing Pumpkins) who has a bit cameo as a doctor.

[Donut]

It's my dog's birthday tomorrow. He will be 9 in dog years. If he was a salamander he would be 36 in Salamander years. I've got a salamander as well. And a Polynesian Hermit Crab just in case.

[Barry the Sprout]

Originally posted by Donut: And a Polynesian Hermit Crab just in case.

Just in case of what? Some Polynesian Hermits come by and you need to pacify them with an appropriately named crab?

This is all far too silly... [img]tongue.gif[/img]