ORT Building #17

Beaumanoir · 04-26-2002, 04:45 PM

Welcome to the sixteenth building of the Order of the Royal Toads!! My my, we are prolific aren't we!

All are welcome, members and non-members alike, to come in and join the frolics!!!

Well Shmucks I'm Back, So Talth, Get Off Your High Horse!! Lol. Nah, Lets All Share THe Leadership And Have Fun... I Suppose.
We Should All Celibrate Really, Its The First Time In Ages That All 3 Founders Have Been Back!! Welcome OTP And Davros! Hm, Any New Members Recently??

Here's the official map of the ORT Building:

This is the home of the ORT, please, make yourself at home, but stay away from floor B13, the power's gone and it's infested with monsters, floor 4 is still free and can be rented at any time, the rest of the floors are:

Roof: Pool and BBQ area.
5th: HADB Offices, access denied to all non-members.
4th: Maiden Library
3rd: ORT private offices and barracks, no admittance.
2nd: ORT kitchen, food storage, library, magical items storage and computer area. No admittance without security clearance.
1st: Shared ORT/HADB area, no admittance to non-members.
Ground floor: Reception, cafeteria, restaurant and gift shop.
B1: Labs(Access Denied.)
B2: Guardian Monster Storage(Access Denied.)
B3: Cold Fusion Reactor(Access Denied.)
B4: Pipelines, Marzipan and Chocolate.
B5: Beaumanoir's Newly Aquired And Reposessed knicker collection.
B6-12: Empty or used for storage.
B13: Monster infested and in disrepair, we do not recommend you go there.

Also note the excellent roof courtyard in which there is space for a HUGE bonfire which can be useful when roasting marshmallows, and the front of the building where there are statues of Aelia, Galadria and DragonMage to be admired by all, with ample drool drains nearby .

Join the ORT by filling out an application (details below), then completing a series of gruelling and humiliating initiation procedures decided on by the Disrobed Division, including dancing in a tutu, and confronting Woolly Rupert in a domain of his choosing Or if you don't like that, just ask and you'll doubtless be accepted

Order of the Royal Toads - Application

Name:...........
Age:...........
Sex:...........
Clothing preference (yes or no will do):............
Spanking preference (as above):...........
Number of tentacles:...........
Liking of toads (please indicate preference):
1 (not at all)
2 (not very much)
3 (somewhat)
4 (quite a lot)
5 (love them!)
Swimming ability:............

Don't forget this is just preliminary information. There's also the evening wear and bathing suit judging after this (excellent applications may proceed straight to the birthday suit portion

).

Come in, have fun, and above all, be nekked!!!

http://www.geocities.com/orderofroyaltoads

[ 04-26-2002, 04:51 PM: Message edited by: Beaumanoir ]

Neb · 04-26-2002, 04:57 PM

"Hah! Those damn wasps can't follow me to the new building!" Neb smiles triumphantly, gets his library card and heads for the library....

Beaumanoir · 04-26-2002, 05:01 PM

NeB! I Just Pushed You Out Of There!!!

*Bans Neb For 20 Minutes*

"Maybe... Maybe I Was Too Harsh.. NAH!!"

onthepequod · 04-26-2002, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Neb:
"Hah! Those damn wasps can't follow me to the new building!" Neb smiles triumphantly, gets his library card and heads for the library....

Actually it was "genital warts" not wasps.

And they are firmly lodged on your forehead. Furthermore...you don't get you library card until the hours is up.

Now behave!

Of course that doesn't mean you can't harass Aelia, TAO, or Gala. Although I'ld watch Gala she has a nasty club.

Beaumanoir · 04-26-2002, 05:08 PM

You Just Love This Smiley Don't Ya OTP!!!

onthepequod · 04-26-2002, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beaumanoir:
You Just Love This Smiley Don't Ya OTP!!!

You betcha!

Beaumanoir · 04-26-2002, 05:14 PM

Its Just That You've Used It For Pretty Much Every Post You've Made 2Nite!!!

onthepequod · 04-26-2002, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beaumanoir:
Its Just That You've Used It For Pretty Much Every Post You've Made 2Nite!!!

That's because I'm in a jovial mood. Although, prior to my discovery of this smiley, three days ago, I used

for every post I ever made.

Beaumanoir · 04-26-2002, 05:24 PM

Yea, But They're Both Winks Arn't They? You Like Winking?

Talthyr Malkaviel · 04-26-2002, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beaumanoir:

So Talth, Get Off Your High Horse!!

Ooohh... *gets off high horse and puts it in stable* It was nice knowing ya horsey!

04-26-2002, 05:01 PM	#3
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 35 Posts: 4,896	NeB! I Just Pushed You Out Of There!!! Bans Neb For 20 Minutes "Maybe... Maybe I Was Too Harsh.. NAH!!" __________________ My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like; you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.

04-26-2002, 05:08 PM	#5
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 35 Posts: 4,896	You Just Love This Smiley Don't Ya OTP!!! __________________ My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like; you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.

04-26-2002, 05:14 PM	#7
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 35 Posts: 4,896	Its Just That You've Used It For Pretty Much Every Post You've Made 2Nite!!! __________________ My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like; you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.

04-26-2002, 05:24 PM	#9
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 35 Posts: 4,896	Yea, But They're Both Winks Arn't They? You Like Winking? __________________ My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like; you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.

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04-26-2002, 04:45 PM	#1
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 35 Posts: 4,896	Welcome to the sixteenth building of the Order of the Royal Toads!! My my, we are prolific aren't we! All are welcome, members and non-members alike, to come in and join the frolics!!! Well Shmucks I'm Back, So Talth, Get Off Your High Horse!! Lol. Nah, Lets All Share THe Leadership And Have Fun... I Suppose. We Should All Celibrate Really, Its The First Time In Ages That All 3 Founders Have Been Back!! Welcome OTP And Davros! Hm, Any New Members Recently?? Here's the official map of the ORT Building: This is the home of the ORT, please, make yourself at home, but stay away from floor B13, the power's gone and it's infested with monsters, floor 4 is still free and can be rented at any time, the rest of the floors are: Roof: Pool and BBQ area. 5th: HADB Offices, access denied to all non-members. 4th: Maiden Library 3rd: ORT private offices and barracks, no admittance. 2nd: ORT kitchen, food storage, library, magical items storage and computer area. No admittance without security clearance. 1st: Shared ORT/HADB area, no admittance to non-members. Ground floor: Reception, cafeteria, restaurant and gift shop. B1: Labs(Access Denied.) B2: Guardian Monster Storage(Access Denied.) B3: Cold Fusion Reactor(Access Denied.) B4: Pipelines, Marzipan and Chocolate. B5: Beaumanoir's Newly Aquired And Reposessed knicker collection. B6-12: Empty or used for storage. B13: Monster infested and in disrepair, we do not recommend you go there. Also note the excellent roof courtyard in which there is space for a HUGE bonfire which can be useful when roasting marshmallows, and the front of the building where there are statues of Aelia, Galadria and DragonMage to be admired by all, with ample drool drains nearby . Join the ORT by filling out an application (details below), then completing a series of gruelling and humiliating initiation procedures decided on by the Disrobed Division, including dancing in a tutu, and confronting Woolly Rupert in a domain of his choosing Or if you don't like that, just ask and you'll doubtless be accepted Order of the Royal Toads - Application Name:........... Age:........... Sex:........... Clothing preference (yes or no will do):............ Spanking preference (as above):........... Number of tentacles:........... Liking of toads (please indicate preference): 1 (not at all) 2 (not very much) 3 (somewhat) 4 (quite a lot) 5 (love them!) Swimming ability:............ Don't forget this is just preliminary information. There's also the evening wear and bathing suit judging after this (excellent applications may proceed straight to the birthday suit portion ). Come in, have fun, and above all, be nekked!!! http://www.geocities.com/orderofroyaltoads [ 04-26-2002, 04:51 PM: Message edited by: Beaumanoir ] __________________ My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like; you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.

04-26-2002, 04:57 PM	#2
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 38 Posts: 8,802	"Hah! Those damn wasps can't follow me to the new building!" Neb smiles triumphantly, gets his library card and heads for the library....

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