11-17-2003, 10:02 PM | #1 |
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In the early morning of yesterday, the United States Army in Iraq once again changed the name of their operation to Ivy Cyclone. I guess "Iron Hammer" wasn't cool enough for them? Those guys at the Pentagon should make up their minds about one nime for the whole Iraqi process. Here's some ideas of mine:
- Operation "F*** you, Saddam!" - Operation "Master Wedgie!" - Operation "We're-Mad-As-Hell-And-We-Ain't-Gonna-Take-It-Anymore!" - Operation "Fire in YOUR hole!" - Operation "Terrorist Liver, anybody?" - Operation "Drunken Monkey" - Operation "Trigger Happy" - Operation "You want fried with that?" - Operation "My Bum Your Lips" - Operation "Farting Fire" - Operation "Banana Rambo" - Operation "I'm Crushing your Head! Crush! Crush!" - Operation "Desert Storm 2&1/2" - Operation "Dude, Where's my Nads?" - Operation "Be Vewy, Vewy Quiet, we're wooking fo' Saddam Hussien. Huhuhuh." - Operation "Angry Midget" - Operation "Crowbar-in-brain" Anyway, enough of that stuff. Let's pick on something else. Ah, yes, the SNIPER TRIAL!!! Ya know what - I KNEW this was gonna happen. John Allen Muhammed and Leboi Malvo are in an even worse predicament then before...1,000 Volts worse, if ya know what I mean! Click! Buzz! Sizzle! Schwarzenegger got into office last month and now he's rolling like that time I got rolled into a snow boulder and rolled down a hill! He's attacked the auto tax so far. Not bad, I say. And now, one of the cutest pictures on the net: http://www.horsesanctuary.com/posts/11.shtml |
11-17-2003, 10:05 PM | #2 |
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You shouldn't drink .
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11-17-2003, 10:22 PM | #3 |
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Umm... for your safety Whackmeister, don't drink and type.
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11-17-2003, 10:36 PM | #4 |
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How is it whenever someone is drunk, they always have near perfect typing? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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11-17-2003, 10:48 PM | #5 |
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You forgot:
Operation: Persian Gulf Distraction (no not a typo) Operation: Get the bodybag business on track Operation: Daddy did it much better Operation: Cheney is not rich enough Operation: Freedom Fries Operation: Lets put the final nail into that reelection coffin hey I'm not drunk, just very tired... [img]smile.gif[/img] |
11-18-2003, 12:15 AM | #6 |
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Hows about
Operation Who's your baghdaddy?
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11-18-2003, 03:32 AM | #7 | |
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11-18-2003, 03:54 AM | #8 |
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Very funny Whackmiester! [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img]
I just hope those words still ring true in the end.
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LoL! Whackmiester, you really have a big heart don't you - points at the kitty-cat!
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