03-06-2002, 07:04 AM | #1 |
Mephistopheles
Join Date: August 30, 2001
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Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.
Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
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03-06-2002, 07:13 AM | #2 |
Zartan
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quote: LOL, my favourite - I've done the inebriated and incomprehensible routine on a few occassions I'm sorry to say [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img]
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03-06-2002, 07:34 AM | #3 |
Jack Burton
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quote: Hey! *glances around at cult members* Who squealed about our beliefs?
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